#''why?''

[elecmon]

Got threatened with violence and was told to choke on a Twinkie sized dick while being called a fat bitch by an obviously intoxicated (or high! He was definitely not all there) man who was upset I didn't want to sell him more beer + I asked his child to not climb on a very hot machine that he was slowly tipping over + I asked him (the adult man) to please not curse in front of the children (it was a lobby FULL of small children and their families trying to watch Paw Patrol)

Eventually he stumbles out of his movie and starts pulling everyone wearing black aside to fire that fat cunt at the register

(it me, I am the fat cunt at the register)

His grown ass mother had to push him and his childs stroller to the exit

We later found he had purposely thrown his soda on his chair + must have thrown his bucket of popcorn in the air because that theatre was a fucking mess

Anyway 30 minutes later a girl was rushed out of don't breathe 2 by her boyfriend and he was shouting that she was having heart problems + a heart attack so I had to call 911 and it ended up being a panic attack by something she saw on screen and tonight has been an extremely long night is the tl;dr of that

[overthinkinglotr]

I’ve decided I’m gonna start rick-rolling my followers but instead of Never Gonna Give You Up I’m gonna use Where There’s a Whip There’s a Way from the Rankin-Bass animated adaptation of Lord of the Rings

[cheerycheeryneverweary]

if what you need is something like browning pigment that absorbs the radiation stuff, why don't they just whip up some of that in a lab and give you injections?

sadly, science hasn’t whipped up a replacement browning pigment for inside the body yet

but actually, we have developed a solution that works sort of similarly! It’s called UV-opaque cream! UV-opaque cream is that stuff that’s used by performers to keep their skin tone steady for movies and stuff, but it’s also is a key part of the treatment for browning disorders :O isn’t that cool? :D

you see, it keeps the performers from browning by blocking the UV, a lot like browning pigment does for your cells in your skin, and that’s exactly what people with browning disorders need ^_^

UV-opaque cream is made of the minerals titanium dioxide and zinc oxide. but these don’t work exactly like browning pigment though, they mostly reflect and scatter light rather than absorbing it all.

in fact, that’s why you see celebrities with weird white reflections on their face like they’re living mirrors sometimes: they’re wearing UV-opaque cream and it’s reflecting the flash from the camera! XD

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maybe one day, science will develop a UV-opaque cream that only absorbs light like real browning pigment does, but in the mean time I get to have a laugh at performers who don’t wear it often enough to know to tell people to turn off the flash! ^_^

[skyriderwednesday]

"Wait, [any Welsh place above hamlet status] has a castle???"

Babe, it probably has two if you look hard enough. We're tripping over the things.

[miranova23]

Last Night... Me: "Hunny, if I ever start treating you like how Rapunzel has been treating Eugene, let me know." 💖😯 Hunny: "O.K.!" 👍🙂 This Morning... Me: *getting dressed* "Hunny," *yawn* "Ahh, I think I'm gonna go find my New Dream, ah-" *yawn* Hunny: *runs away crying* Me: "T-SHIRT! T-SHIRT! T-SHIRT! I wanna wear my New Dream T-shirt but it's downstairs!"

[saint-seiya-headcanons]

It's said that in every generation the Libra saint makes a proposal: the mastery of at least one type of weapon is a requirement to become a gold saint. Obviously it never came into effect, and Dohko could only smile bitterly when he saw how Shaka handled the tonfa in front of the Wailing Wall.

- By Anonymous.

[corvinuscorvus]

Someone should take my text-posting abilities away after 11pm because that's when my brain goes full on miserable and my impulsive desires and intrusive thoughts get full-on and along with that comes the impulse to post really shitty stuff