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i've always loved a good horror shot or two
hehehehehehe..... empress reader x royal advisor ness affair headcanons... i wonder who the emperor is!!!🥹🥹
-💞anon,,, i'm in the dungeons of studying ness come help pls
this is such a yummers idea <3 AND GOOD LUCK WITH YER STUDYINGGGGG
royal advisor! ness x empress! reader hcs!! or kinda a oneshot, idk i went crazy...
(in which, kaiser is the emperor who reader cheats on)
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i think backstory wise for this au, you and ness probably have known each other and were maybe even friends for quite a while first, probably since before you had become empress.
like, i can see kaiser being an arrogant jerk and not really giving a fuck when it came to picking a girl to become his wife and later the empress once he also came into power, so he probably had quite a few women around himself, and in turn, also around his royal advisor, Ness.
to ness, you stood out. so, naturally he got to know you. at first through the random things kaiser would mention about you, then in simple small talk with when you would visit kaiser while the emperor-to-be was probably busy talking to another woman despite your presence.
hell, as the (not yet) emperor's royal advisor, ness probably had a decision in kaiser picking you. although you were probably a bit shocked by the fact you would be married of the future emperor, you grew more calmed and even started to enjoy it the more time you spent at the palace (and around ness).
you and royal advisor! ness probably grew even closer after emperor! kaiser finally went into power and took the throne.
you too spent quite a bit of time together, during royal meetings, dinners, and simply chatting over tea together, especially with the emperor being much busier now with 'official' duties, and wasn't to interested in you either way.
but, when kaiser decided to humiliate you completely by cheating (quite openly), you decided to not only get back at him, but to finally indulge in an interest you had for a long time.
ness.
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ok ok, actually headcannon time. idk wtf happened or what possessed me to make a whole ahh backstory </3
i think he's very good at being careful in public to not make your relationship too obvious, but he still definitely places his hand on your shoulder or gently at the base of your back, something only you actually understand the real meaning of.
however in private, he's the complete opposite. he is extremely affectionate and clingy. he probably kisses you and holds your hand constantly.
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when it comes to intimacy, i think he likes both praising and alo giving praise. i think this the royal advisor! ness would be a tad bit manipulative over all (not with you) so he'd probably be gentle in bed, but he definitely tells you what do. soft dom for sure, i think.
also, he lovessssss making you moan really loud. and he acts like he has no idea what he's doing. like, he knows kaiser is aware of the relationship between you and ness but cant say anything about it. and he makes sure kaiser hears how good you sound, showing off what kaiser was dumb enough to lose and cheat on.
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the voices say: im sorry this took a whole day, im kinda in a character development arc rn so everything is hell :> !!
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my hot take is that the way arthas’ final death in shadowlands made sense and was a good conclusion. obviously still very flawed but i feel like a lot of ppls negative opinions of it come from 1) a youtuber/streamer’s opinion, 2) they wanted the icc end cinematic but again, or 3) they don’t understand what happened. there’s also the fact that his final death was used to further the story of a woman, typically not something that happens to men in fiction.
the same ppl who constantly uphold arthas as the pinnacle of warcraft, who idolize him essentially, they’re the ppl this ending is commenting on, intentionally or otherwise. the moral of it it to let him go and move forward. the whole reason sylvanas got into this situation was because she couldn’t let go of her anger at arthas. everyone was angry with him, uther condemned him to the maw without trial, and his actions haven’t been his own in so long. he wasn’t a great person while alive but his life was taken from him all the same. his soul, now unburdened by domination and probably going through immense amounts of trauma (like anduin and sylvanas after they got their humanity back), deserves to be let go.
Billy is perfect. From the very core of my heart, he is at the centre. I sleep dreaming about him. I dreamt about watching Billy edits. The grind DOESNT stop. He is perfect. Whenever I see him, I feel overwhelmed. He is so lovable. I shower thinking of Billy Loomis. Billy Loomis is the bane of my existence. Whenever I eat, I eat for Billy. Whenever I study, I study for Loomis. Billy Loomis has consumed me. I love Billy Loomis. Billy Loomis mentioned. Billy is my favourite character. Billy is perfect. Billy is the perfect incarnate. Billy is the reason for my existence. I wake up for Billy. I breathe for Billy. I love Billy. Billy Loomis mentioned. Call me a bunny the way I’ll hop on his dih. I bark for him. If Billy tells me to bark, I ask how loud. If Billy tells me to jump, I say how high. Billy has a leash on me. I goon to Billy. Gender and sex is different. Gender is what you indentify as and sex is what I’ll be having with Billy tonight. Billy Loomis is perfect. I WILL in fact be nibbling on his dih tonight. Billy haters, please DNI. Billy appears in my dreams. I started liking scream because Billy. Every time I see Billy, I feel like I’m witnessing the love of my life. Every time I don’t think about Billy, a part of me dies inside. I will be hopping on his d guys. Oh look it’s a Billy edit! And suddenly my phone is in my left hand. Everytime I see him all I can think about is how beautiful, glorious, handsome, pretty, cute, sexy, elegant, dashing, striking, powerful, goated, captivating, divine, magnetic, talented, perfect, heavenly, exquisite, angelic, stunning, alluring, flawless, breathtaking, darling, adored, transcendent, radiant, enchanting, magnificent, irresistible, beloved, graceful, luminous, delicate, unforgettable, confident, sweet, adorable, preserving, uplifting, joyful, tasteful, mature, and NOBLE Billy is. Billy is PERFECT. 🖤
i check everyday for a new chap of episode nagi btw :x
ILYYYYYY thank you for telling me thats so sweet 🥹🥹