sex pervert, sex pervert, your mum on a very interesting night out
starring @postoctobrist @theabigailthorn & Devon

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sex pervert, sex pervert, your mum on a very interesting night out
starring @postoctobrist @theabigailthorn & Devon
Devon doesn't really smile often. He really doesn't showcase many emotions, and it's becoming the running joke of the century. It's different now, with his forehead pressed against the cool glass of the shark tank, like he's a fucking kid again. "Look at 'im," Devon laughs. This may be the happiest anybody has ever seen him, which does nothing to alleviate the jokes that will inevitably be made. "Man, what I would give to be a stupid little hammerhead swimming around with no thoughts and just vibes," he adds, finally turning to face Sunny. Devon couldn't think of a better person to witness him with his guard down like this. "Thanks for coming with me. I don't think anyone else would be as thrilled to come to the aquarium with me." A sincerity in his tone, and he's not going to vocalize how it makes his heart flutter. Never that. / @grinninglikeadevil
running into your childhood crush solo at prom and ending up slow dancing with him.
for @ungraceds.
" i think we should just stay out of each others way, don't you think? "
❝ there was a time when you didn't have a mohawk? ❞ her voice is tinged with surprise, eyebrows raised at the thought. knowing there was a past where the hawk didn't sport his signature look seemed impossible to her. ❝ wow, ❞ she continued, shaking her head in disbelief. ❝ i just assumed that you came out of the womb looking like that. ❞ she laughs, clearly just teasing the older boy. truthfully, though, she was intrigued and wanted to know more about him before he became the person he is now. ❝ so, what was the old you like? was he just as cool and badass? ❞
starter call, still accepting. ( @mskwtz )
" if you don't want me to write bad songs about you, maybe try not to piss me off. "