♡ + Favorite Maple monster, but you can't pick a dragon.
♡ ( word ) headcanons - open !
scoob you can’t just say “you can’t pick a dragon” to a literal dragon master !! what kinda —
NO i’m kidding i’m kidding there’s actual answers, i promise. here’s the long and short of it:
any of the normal pigs. that’s the default answer. you didn’t specify “you can’t pick a farm animal,” so i had to. he prolly thinks they get annoying, but like, his family lives off of dealing with them for produce and trade, and there could probably be worse.
on an. actual note, if you don’t include farm animals, he’d probably say a rash from leafre?? which like. it’s out of the ordinary i just feel like he would + it’s also based in minar, aka Wow Dragons area,,,, he’s just tired of getting pelted with seeds all the time