Things My Friends and I Have Said In Our Group Message Pt. 2
“I’m about to pull an angry old lady move and yell at them.”
“Yeah, I’m still gonna look like a homeless boy every day.”
“Doesn’t matter to me anyway because I don’t have a life.”
“My mom is ashamed of my ‘I’d date him/her’ range.”
“My friend just beat me and I didn’t even take a turn.”
“Frick doesn’t cut it, _____”
“Sometimes you just gotta say fuck.”
“Oh my God, he’s wearing an American Eagle shirt.”
“Watching Grey’s Anatomy on my period was a terrible decision.”
“It’s a meme.”
“You got rickrolled.”
“Her roommate is having sex so freaking loud oh my gosh are they ever going to stop?”
“What is the fucking point of a promise ring, I don’t understand.”
“I feel popular now.”
“______ can’t handle my savageness.”
“Her boyfriend looks like a platypus.”
“I was gonna run, but then I got offered Dairy Queen.”
“Why is everyone trying to steal my identity?”
“I need a movie that will make me cry.”
“It’s freaking raining, what the crapping frick.”
“Mullet guy got rid of his mullet and he’s lowkey attractive.”
“I dropped a skittle in my bra and reached in and grabbed it and made eye contact with the guy sitting across the table.”
“Your parents just don’t like the letter e.”
