#(`parler)

[5zicx]

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🌽 - going through a corn maze. (tanith/christian)

It was supposed to be a calm, peaceful night for the both of them. A silent car ride, at most. He doesn’t even know what exactly triggered the fight. Tanith said something, and he made a stupid, snarky comment that made her blow up, and just like a chain reaction, he started yelling back, one hand on the steering wheel and the other motion around as he spat all the words swirling through his head at an alarming pace that almost left him dizzy. Next thing he knows, is the car skidding to a stop, a few feet away from a house that made the hair on the back of his neck stand up just from being near it, and Tanith furiously slamming the door shut as she made her way angrily to it, flipping him off over her shoulder with each occassion given to her.

Despite the fear crawling under his skin and latching itself onto his bones as his feet are taking him closer and closer to the bloody mansion, he feels compelled to be no less than one step behind her, ensuring that her back is being looked out for, just in case. In hindsight, that should’ve been his cue to grab her by the hand and drag her back to the car, whether she was screaming and kicking, and get the both of them the fuck outta there. His ego, however, allows no such thing and grumbling under his breath, he’s hot on her trails.

The property is eerily quiet, making each sound of the corn swaying under the harsh, autumn wind deafening. Ironically, the place would be most suitable for a Halloween party with a dozen or so eager teenagers, waiting to get all smashed up and eventually ending up being murdered by a lunatic by the end of the night. The place is compelling, allowing no other emotions other than raw fear and a sense of dread to be present in the body of the watcher and Tanith, and consequently Christian, end up in the looming shadow thrown on the ground by the unkept, delipidated and abandoned house.  The building looks threatening on its own, but the grafitti adorning each wall of it make it look even more threatening and omnious than necessary and the blond curses under his breath for getting the both of them into this shitty predicament. It seems like the previous owners just up and left, without even bothering to take their possessions with them, if the rocky, old, wicker chair is of indication; what was once a comfortable part of their every day life, is now turned into a prop from a horror movie.

❝ Why the fuck do you always have   to be so bloody infuriating ?! ❞

Ignoring the goosebumps that have started to break all over the length of his arms, he shouts, cringing slightly once the silence was broken, his voice echooing in the abandoned surroundings. Fucking shit, could this place get even creppier ? Honestly, he shouldn’t have taken that road and exited the highway. He thought that a longer car drive would allow the both of them some sort of privacy and create the perfect atmosphere for some heart-to-heart talk, but obviously, that didn’t turn out as planned. If only they could get this argument done and be over with it so they could both be closer to their warm, comforting place rather than in the middle of bloody nowhere with nobody they consider to be close knowing for their whereabouts, Christian would consider this night a bloody success.

[5zicx]

"We agreed not to mention it!"

BE COOL SCOOBY DOO SENTENCE MEME (PART 1)

a scoff passes past his lips the moment his mind registers exactly what she’s going on about. if they weren’t hiding behind a bloody rose bush, he’d be more vocal about the way he’s feeling about the whole situation.

❝ no, you decided not   to mention it, and then   forced me to remain silent.   not the same thing. ❞

in all truthfullness, tanith had absolutely no skills when it came to coming up with a fullproof plan that would keep both of them with running for their lives and as previous experiences have pointed out, that will not change in the near future which is why she has no right to get all mad at him for refusing to go along with her idea. of course, a promise of a day all to themselve and a few batting of the eyes quickly changed his mind and made him jump in the car fast enough to have pulled a muscle in his leg that is still aching.

fucking christ. he is pussy whipped.

[5zicx]

"It took him."

GRAVITY FALLS SENTENCE MEME (PART 1)

the pain on her face is no laughing matter, he’s well aware (just as he is aware that if ivon were here, he’d get slapped out of his body and end up floating around as a ghost for the rest of his existence), but there’s just this adorable way in which her nose scrunches up and her eyes water just a tiny bit, giving them this sparkling effect that resembles a china doll. a pretty, terrifying, china doll.

the situation that warranted this display of emotions doesn’t help him control his laughter either. anna wanted to go out to the woods for the weekend, and as ivon had no intention of fighting off mosquitoes for two days straight, christian decided that this was a good opportunity as any to get close to the soldier’s belle. although, if the blond is being fair with himself, it wasn’t one of his greatest ideas as he knows little to nothing about camping or what he should do to make that goddamn tent sit upright. anna, thank the lord above, does and mentioned nothing about it later, for which he will be eternally greatful.

now, the problem is that she, more or less, got too attached to this little, white rabbit they stumbled upon while looking for wood for their fire and decided that, why, yes! it would be a wonderful idea to adopt it and make it their mascot. unfortunately, however, the moment they took their eyes off of him, mother nature came to the conclusion that this charade can go on for no longer, as a falcon came flying and took the poor creature back to his nest up on some goddamn mountain cliff, leaving christian to deal with an emotional woman close to sobbing.

❝ well, it’s not like   there’s much we can   do about it. i don’t know   about you, but i am not   fighting a fearless creature   for a ball of fur that will most   likely end up in a stew if we bring   him back. ❞

yes, perhaps that wasn’t the most thoughtful thing that has ever come out of his mouth, judging by the stink eye he receives shortly after he’s done with his declaration of disapproval concerning an upcoming fight with a bird. a bird that kills for a living and has big ass claws that would most likely go straight for his eyes and while that would be lovely on any other day, he’s still got to stare upon the beauty that tanith is, thank you very much.

[5zicx]

"What did you do to my cuteness?!"

GRAVITY FALLS SENTENCE MEME (PART 1)

his heart is cold and his soul battered, and he fears there’s little left of who he was before the sand became as vital as his blood in his body, and a unseemingly fruitless friendship with a snake-head looks as pointless as it would’ve been if he didn’t head to forbidden lands. but she’s lovely when she cares enough to be, and christian is a little more than infatuated with her, and really, would this be the strangest thing he’s had going on for him?

❝ please, i hardly did    anything to it. it’s impossible   to tarnish something that does   not exist. ❞

screwing with her is, perhaps, not the wisest of things, but even if can’t deny exactly how much fun drawing vulgar things on her flawless face can be, especially when she’s knocked out cold by the amount of alcohol she drank the night before, when she came like a storm into his house, demanding to have somebody pay attention to her, because she’s close to dying of boredom. 

                                                             ( ivon knows that was far from the truth                                                               & that her visit had little to do with his                                                               pressence and more with the fact that                                                               this place has more of christian than her                                                               apartment does. he’s ok with it, he gets                                                               it. )

seeing her fuming with distorted penises hanging on both of her cheeks, and a pair of buttcheeks connecting her eyesbrows together and dropping turds down the valley of her nose, is worth whatever fate awaits him once she gets her hands on him. it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna put up a fight, though.

[5zicx]

“Or, we could hire an assassin!”

BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE MEME (PART 1)

The awful tapping of fingers against wood stops, being replaced by the sound of chair scrapping on the floor as Ivon positions his chair centimetres away from the body of the stunning female, eyebrows up in disbelief. They’re in this mess partially because of her poor thinking and partially because he was foolish enough to believe this goose chase would lead anywhere. 

❝ What’s that, princess ?   Afraid of fighting your   own battles ? ❞

[5zicx]

I miss you.

Ivon knows he should’ve never visit the places they used to go to all the time while they were still together and their names were said in the same sentence as if it was a normal, natural thing. A year might have gone by, but he is aware that Boa is nowhere near the healing stage.

He was nostalgic. Perhaps for those to-die for cupcakes, or for the coffee, or even for the memories they’ve made all those months ago, but for sure, he found himself entering the cozy shop and almost giving the owner a heartache upon seeing him, in all his 6ft glory, smiling sheepishly at her and placing the same order as usually, before taking a place somewhere in the back, a secluded table that would draw no unwanted attention upon him.

It was his job to ensure that their paths never crossed again, until both of them got the closure they so badly needed. He was the level-headed one out of two, the one with the reason and the logical arguments to back up every one of his decisions and yet, here he is, making the biggest mistake of his life, that eventually lead to the awkward situation of having to face Boa, in a semi-crowded place, with enough people to make sure the news of a fight involving the star of Asia. Fucking shit.

He didn’t even get to enjoy his treat, or answer her (not that there was anything he could have possibly said to sooth her and himself), as he slammed down the money on the table and swiftly made his way through the back door, before getting lost into the sea of people. Not even once, had Ivon looked before his shoulder to make sure Boa’s ok. He knows he isn’t and having the evidence being rubbed on his face wouldn’t make anything better.

So much for thinking kindly of the past.

[5zicx]

[Text] I need you right now, can you come over?

Past experiences have turned Ivon into a very self-aware man. Knowing of your faults, acknowledging and accepting them, left little for your enemies to use against you. So perhaps it is because of the years spent in the army that allowed him to perfect this mantra enough to make it a part of his life, that he can with ease list his flaws and say, good naturally, that he is not one to let go of things gracefully. His relationships with Boa speaks enoughs for that.Try as he might, he was never able to pick up their relationship from before they pursued a more romantic road. He knows she is just as aware of the fact that nothing can go back to how it was between of them and that she just doesn’t have that heart to be the bad guy for once in her life. Willingly, he took upon the rule and wore the badge of dishonor with pride. It was the least he could do for having ruined whatever the two of them had planned for the rest of their live spent together.Boa, however, has never been one to give up on things easily, often ignoring the blinding signs that nothing good would come out of her attempts, no matter how much love is behind it. Dragging a dead horse around has repercussions. Besides, Ivon muses, hell is paved with good intentions. So when he is woken up by the ringtone of his phone at 4 am in the morning on a Sunday night, with work to go to in the morning, he is ready to chunk the device at the nearest, hardest object and take pleasure in seeing it stop functioning. By the time he is done reading the text received, he’s half dressed, keys in one hand and heading to the pub across the street for an emergency drink that is much needed. He doesn’t even bat an eye when he sends a half-assed excuse to her, minutes later, and turns on the phone for the rest of the night.[TEXT]→ Have to solve some problems. I’m out of the country for the rest of the                 week, sorry.It’s hard enough to keep up with the decisions he has made without Boa constantly interfering with his life.