#((silly thoughts))

[dirtbrunch]

Go my scarab

[thatweirdbottleofgenderfluid]

I love when bisexuals say "I swing both ways!" because then I just imagine asexuals perching on an unmoving swing, staring uncomfortably deep into your very soul as you try to climb the jungle gym.

[ebonysynner]

Peak Dragon Age player experience is rewriting canon in your worldstate regardless of what the game says.

[sugugori]

Dick and Tim doing that “I’m so hungry I could eat” prank on Jason but it’s his ex-gf he never moved on from, so he genuinely starts tearing up.

[jul-yando]

His plan

[parasolladyansy]

pokopia & submas

When you’re trying to build a functioning railway in Rocky Ridges, & all you could hear are a pair of train-obsessed twins talking over your shoulder:

🔼 “That is not sufficient room for a safe crossing! The tracks are quite small, I can see that. All the same! Think of the pedestrians! 🔽 “Where is the yellow line? That is not safe. Make one.” 🔼 “OH! That would be an excellent place for a stop! Build one there once you have the means, please & thank you!” 🔽 “I am Emmet. You should plant pretty flowers along the tracks. The Pokémon would smile, yup.” 🔼 “Ahem *low tone* Ansy, if you can prioritize in bringing Chandelure to this station, I would be most pleased.”

[betsib]

So canonly Damian has been shown to be able to do some insane stuff like shift his organs around to avoid lethal blows and stuff, so I'm imagining that he can control his heartbeat at will.

So what if Damian develops a crush on Jon, and knowing Jon can hear his heartbeat he tries very hard to keep it calm and steady whenever they meet.

Meanwhile Jon is freaking out because Damian's heartbeat has ALWAYS been elevated when they meet, so clearly Damian doesn't care about him anymore. Jon is just devastated, wondering what he did lose his best friend like that.