#((something for laughs))

[iceemoondemon]

TW: Tail Amputation mention

".....Banjex what the fu-"

And Dandi is just traumatized at what Banjex said lol

[askthevocalist-blog]

I think I finally thought of something! Lets say some sort of miracle happened and the ownership of the Maw transferred to you, how would you run it? Would you change anything?

The Maw…ownership…to me?

My, that certainly would be a miracle! If I were able to, I’d probably start with this:

*somewhere deep in the Vocalist’s mind*

*she’s standing in the kitchen with the twin chefs*

Vocalist: Look, I know it’s a huge deal here but can we please remove children steaks from the menu? *she cringes a bit as she finishes her sentence*

Chef 1: WHAT?!

Vocalist: Just saying.

Chef 2: But the guests love it.

Vocalist: ….Okay no. We’re taking it off now. There are so many meals with other child-free options.

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But if I ever ran the Maw, would I gain the powers? I’m not sure I’d even be able to harness that power.