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[nightmaretour]

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast

[dxppercxdxver]

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

[goatvibesonly]

they are the nerd x straight bi man friendship of all time (original post creds)

[stupldappie4]

Hideo Kojima just reposted bosselot yaoi on his main twitter account

[danceintheskies]