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[bruciemilf]

I do NOT buy this idea that Flambae doesn’t have game.

1) Look at him.

2) In one of the dialogues, it’s mentioned the longest he went without a date was a week. A WEEK.

3) He’s actively texting an unnamed guy during the blackout, and he actually CARES about what he says.

Now, what I CAN believe: He’s bad at flirting because HE never has to do it. He’s the one being pursued. His only job should be accepting or rejecting. Relationship pillow princess.

It WOULD be kinda funny if he can’t get any guys after Mecha Man is back in the game. Why?

Everyone thinks he and Flambae are FUCKING.

Which Robert makes NO move to deny, by the way.

[stiffyck]

Funniest possible headcanon:

Rylands ex gf from the movie left him for Mark, correct? We also all agree that her leaving Grace was partially because he's aroace. We've also all definitely seen the "she left him for Mark Watney" headcanons floating around, right?

Well, idk about you guys, but Mark Watney is THE most aromantic character to me.

Wouldn't it be funny if the ex left ryland for a dude who ALSO cannot love her the same way she does- and who ALSO gets stuck in space-

[dailybeef]

5-21-25 Fender Bender

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

it was funnier in my head

[orangeyellowberry]

pup dennis who stuffs himself with chocolate by going back and forth from jack in the living room to robby in the office and getting a bite of chocolate from each man over and over.

both of them think that dennis is going to his dog bed between bites but really it’s to the other man.

at the end of the night dennis needs all hands on deck for tummy rubs and neither of them know why.

“that’s odd, he only had one chocolate bunny.”

“I didn’t think I fed him that many chocolate eggs.”

dennis gets the easter spanking of a lifetime that night.

[potatotato-26]

Scorched Lily doodlesss asI’mtooembarrassedtopostthestuffwithmatcha

[noxexistant]

assigning michael the part of c-ptsd where you’re like “they’re gonna fucking Get Me” every time you’re anxious. he’ll be having a panic attack like “i’m gonna get a beating, i’m gonna get tortured, they’re gonna kill me with bats” and mike is like “who????” and michael is like “I DONT KNOW!!!!”