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Me: And they were biodome-mates!

My friend: And they were biodome-mates :o

Person I know : I couldn’t imagine fantasizing about killing people, could you?

Me: *with NPD and definite past homicidal thoughts not sure how to answer… asks “what?” to give me more time to think of an answer*

Person: *Repeats*

Me: oh no… I just … I don’t understand that ….

"say something bad about the chinese government to prove you're not a wumao"

"i think state media higher-ups tend to b chosen on a more nepotistic basis than I'd like"

"i said say something bad about the government!"

"oh so state controlled media isn't a part of the government now? Epic, now you shouldn't be too scared to read this chinadaily article"

spinel: oh my fucking god is that a fucking gremlin?!

ragdoll: i’m a spinel

spinel: whatever just don’t feed this fucking thing after midnight

Me: Take your venemous spiders somewhere else!

Being who does not fear men nor death, speaking in rasps: I will! *dives into Australia*

We were doing ‘getting to know you’ exercises, and there was a question of ‘who would you bring with you to a deserted island’

Everyone around me was naming hot celebrities

They turned to me and I blurted, “Someone that knows how to build a boat”

Friend 1: What do you think the perfect moment is?

Me: Idk man, winning a good game of Magic maybe? Nah, I don't know

Friend 1: I was leaning towards the moment when you're on one knee and she says yes

Friend 2: Really? Cause I was thinking of like, kissing a girl while shooting a demon in the face or something

d!steven: you hate me because i’m better looking than you

og!steven: no it’s because you’re an asshole! AND WE LOOK THE EXACT SAME

#(actual interaction)