#(chronically online)

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Saving this screenshot so I could show my nonexistent child what ‘chronically online’ meant

# Fellas is it pedophile if I’m super tall and my partner is shorter than me 😔

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★ TEXTS WITH bf!bakugo

warnings: profanity, lowk mischaracterization but idk, a lil freaky, mentions of killing oneself? yes. yeah.

a/n: I tried to make katsuki more chalant and tiktok gen z humor but I just feel like I'm self inserting. GOSHHH I'm such a chud. but it ok its my first time living too and its like 12am rn soooo.. sorry in advance!

omg quick storytime not that anybody gives a gaf BUT basically while I was making these smau texts, I just text myself on imsg, RIGHT?? and so I obviously change my name and stuff, contact photo.. ALLL that. bc I didn't think it'd ACTUALLY change that information to my icloud like I've been doing this for a solid 2 years now lwk, and I've never had that problem. so I'm over here amidst my texting, fantasizing abt great explosion murder got dyanmight or whaaateva...... BUT THENNNN MY FRIEND LITERALLY SLIDES UP and shes talkin bout sum, "why is ur name fav migraine, and ur profile is like some fanart of bakugo?" GEEEEENUINELY hit the speed meme face bc holy embarrassment. I have to lock tf off my life bc EVEEERYONE probably thinks I roleplay in my free time. which I do but????? MIND YOU, HOLY SHIT MIDN YOU, THIS WAS IN A GC. SO REALLY, WHEN SHE SAID TS, LIKE 12 OTHER PPL SAW IT. and I see them at school too. every damn day. whew, when I tell u the noose was about to be TIED. AND ALSO??? idk if this is my paranoia talking but I PROOOMISE you I seen them like look at me with mild disgust before like wait stop. please. so moral of the story, uh that's why the top part is cut off, bc I had to change my shit back to my information so I cant be clipped like that again. AAAANYWAYS. PLEAAAAASE LMK IF U HAVE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR APPS FOR SMAU TEXTS!!! I need. like now. ok I have to go study for an exam TMR but ily guys yayaaaa

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