#(dum dum)

[niuniente]

My friend Dum Dum is not as dum dum as his name implies. He offered V a huff for a good reason lol.

[glxtterberrytree]

𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚 ᥫ᭡.

boyfriend!michael x reader blurb

backstory: movie night with baeeee

warnings: none (short and sweet)

type: fluff

@candvcane for dividers and @heustons for gif

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You and Michael are cuddled up on the couch in the sunken living room, watching a scary movie. It was obviously his idea but he never fails to jump whenever a scene scares him.

He also never fails to talk during the movie.

At first, it was nothing. The occasional comments, but then it got annoying real fast.

Somehow someway, he manages to predict what the characters are going to do before they do it and predicts every single death.

All you do is hum mindlessly, completely locked in on the film.

"He's gonna kill her since she's the bully, the bully always dies around this time, a painful brutal death," He explains, in between pauses he looks at you and back at the tv.

The masked killer kills yet another character off (the bully) and your boyfriend jumps again, covering his eyes, but then peeks out from under them.

You sigh.

"And watch this, he's gonna-” he adds.

"Baby," You say softly.

"Yeah?" He quickly responds.

"Let's just watch the movie." You tell him.

"We are!" He says.

As the movie continues, he keeps spoiling it. He hasn't even seen it yet!

"Mikeeeee," You whine

"It's so obvious!" Michael says.

"I came over to relax and watch a movie with YOU, not a professional spoiler and critic." You tell him, squeezing his thigh. He sighs and looks down before looking over to you with a mischevious grin.

"You could always shut me up," He says cheekily.

"Michael."

"Hmmm," He mumbles, scooting closer, licking his lips.

"Watch the movie," You push him away and laugh. Michael defeatedly sighs, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

Everything was going smoothly until he started chewing his popcorn like it was his last meal.

"MICHAEL!"

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have yall seen the love island cast???

[barbedvvire]

I didn’t understand the appeal of this dude at first, till I decided not to go for his throat and chat him a little. Lovely, this Dum Dum thing 🏏♥️

[xphantasmagoria]

reach out and jack in; upgrade your chrome.

flesh is temporary; metal gets you home.

hear the static whisper; you’re more than flesh and bone.

[butts-art]

I should've been able to!

[rainbow-cadenza]

i was bored

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[angelhearted]

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