Would you rather get jumped by…
A giant seven foot tall penguin
Penguin from Batman

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Would you rather get jumped by…
A giant seven foot tall penguin
Penguin from Batman
Tractor
I was seething. Someone was touching him, someone was touching Soda. He was trying to run, I watched, frozen, as he pinned Soda against the wall. I wanted to run Bob or Joe or whatever his name was over with a tractor.
“Get your hands off him!” I heard someone yell. It might have been me. I couldn’t tell, my legs were walking me closer, I felt my hand punch someone. Soda was on the ground. He was bleeding. I could barely see with rage. He hurt him. Someone hurt Soda.
Im not the only one who thinks “Oh yeah if I ever got jumped I would just beat the tar outta the guys then run away” but then I look back at my fighting skills and struggles in PE and decide that I would probably just end up getting killed.