#(glorious)

[oldmama]

[xiaq]

Was just taking Deacon for a walk, and this guy standing at a stop sign started doing that kissy winky shit at me, acting like he was going to start walking with me. And I just wasn’t about dealing with that today. So I was like, “Oh, buddy!! Have you seen a doctor about that? Facial spasms can be indicative of a bunch of scary underlying conditions!” and you wouldn’t believe how fast he decided he wasn’t interested in me anymore.

[youbitchedthepot]

I just think the concept of MC and Xavier both thinking they’re the dominant one in any situation and thinking the other is sooooooo submissive and flustered is hilarious. They’re not even competing or battling for it they’re just convinced that’s how it is and neither of them questions it.

MC is handsy and affectionate and gives Xavier smooches all the time because? He needs to be loved on and showered in praise obviously look how fucking repressed the guy is. He’s so quiet. Obviously MC must bolster their poor flustered boyfriend’s confidence. MC is like I Need. To edge him or something while telling him how hot he is because his entire face and neck turn a shade of red rivaled only by a tomato.

And Xavier is just like. Wow you want me sooooo bad you’re all over me you must be so needy. I could fix that. Matter of fact Let Me Fix That. I’ll fend off any predators (other men) in your vicinity. I will allow you to pet my hair. I will foster a safe space for your affection, you will be rewarded by being pounded into a mattress mercilessly because obviously you edging me is Brat behavior and not you trying to get me to submit. Surely.

And it works out perfectly they don’t discuss it at all because they both think they’re on the same wavelength. Maybe the same brain cell but not the same train of thought

[lenodrysalad]

another bouch bomb for the win || EDM vs. VGK || 26 Mar, 2026

[dinosaurwithablog]

The sky has been gorgeous, recently...

The clouds have been spectacular...

I love the color blue in the sky right now, don't you? I love springtime in Oak Harbor!!! The weather is delightful and everything is beautiful!!! It's supposed to be beautiful weather all week!!! I'm looking forward to it very much!! 🌞🌷🌈🕊🎶✨️🏡🥳🎉🎊🌹🐌🐦🪺🌲🪾🌳🐦‍⬛🦅🐿🦌❤️❤️✨️

[apologize-to-no-one]

[dingletragedy]

missing robron but then remembering they’re on a lil romantic holiday together. a holiday!!!! it’s the year twenty-twenty five and robert and aaron are on holiday. robert isn’t in prison and aaron isn’t part of the italian mafia. they’re simply on holiday!!!! life is beautiful!!!!