#(he sucks)

[rooted-clangen]

Future clan character design,,, beautiful wife Locustflower, her fuckass husband Gullfur, and their three idiot kids Sneezekit (left), Dropkit (middle), and Ochrekit (right). They're for my wasp/bee challenge clangen run sooo lots of misandry to be found in that. No blog yet, but soon......

Locust & Sneeze use she/her Gull & Drop use he/him Ochre uses thon/she

k thx i crave validation pls comment teehee

[zoe-creates]

Younger Mayor Jerry that I made as a part of a fic I’m currently 9000 words into???? For some context, Jerry finds photos of himself when he was younger and gives them to our reader after getting a harsh confrontation of how disappointing it is to have a person in political power change their views from the campaign they run on. He admits that he used to be a lot more progressive in his younger years, but lost sight of that passion for progress once he actually got into politics and got entrenched as an “establishment democrat.” Also that he was shirtless a lot 😀

Not basing this on anyone in particular what do you mean? -cough- gav*n n*wsom -cough-

Anyway, enjoy your dilf food. With some story!!

[konigsbbydoll]

gym bro könig is one of those dudes that earn silent eyerolls from you whenever you manage to drag yourself to your local gym. he’s always hogging weights and taking up machines for way too long. sometimes you watch him obnoxiously flex in the mirrors, even though the gym is packed, while he takes progress pics of himself. 

gym bro könig stalks through the gym like he owns it, ignoring people left and right when they ask him how long his set still is. always with that dumb baseball hat and headphone combo, hiding his face away. 

gym bro könig who leaves his sweaty towel laying around, reserving machines with it, because it’s the way of his people of course. it’s late in the evening and only a few stragglers are still around, so it really shouldn’t bother you, but he’s so fucking smug about it, throwing his nasty towel all over, leaving his sweat behind on the machines. 

gym bro könig who makes your blood boil when he does chest presses, his groans and grunts filling the entirety of the nearly empty gym. you want to hate him so bad, you really do. he is so annoying. so toxic. just a big walking red flag. you even complained about him and all the other toxic gym bros like him to your best friend all too often already, so yea, of course you hate him. 

except maybe when no one’s there to see, and könig is all too busy with being enamored by himself—maybe you can quietly admit to yourself that he might be a little hot. the hard work that he clearly puts into his body surely pays off. and he’s just so tall, which really doesn’t help with finding him all that disgusting and unattractive. 

and maybe that one time you purposefully snatched his sweaty towel off one of the machines to dump it on another random one, maybe, just maybe you got a little whiff of his scent, and maybe it was the best thing you had ever smelled, not even comparable to any guy you had ever interacted with before. and maybe you just need to power up your vibrator when you get home, because clearly you’re just being delusional. yea, that must be it, just a bit needy, maybe even ovulating. because why the fuck else were you dreaming of having this big man between your thighs? why else were you thinking of begging on your knees for just a little taste of the sweat dripping down his skin? just to feel the swollen veins beneath your tongue that always pop out so deliciously when he’s doing his bicep curls? 

a/n: yes i have in fact inspired myself to write this by oogling beefy men on pinterest and creating a moodboard for my one and only love—toxic gym bro könig

[theevileye69]

I've been writing so fucking much ao3 loves me my fingers hate me and cps h

[leafwateraddict]

Why is he like this

[dirtyl0ver]

“Looksmaxxing Ben” he must’ve been heartbroken after learning of clavicular’s arrest 💔💔💔💔

LOLLLL he probably heard the news and cried himself to sleep 😭😭 and then spent a solid hour the next day staring at his mugshot like “how is he still mogging everyone in jail??”

[rrutchet]

stinky poopy pilot kid