#(issues)

[marby2000]

Sacrifice your self to the cause today!

[imtired-likerllytired]

I have a REQUEST of non dick Grayson fanfiction writers

If you’re writing a fic and you need a way to write Dick out a la ‘Cass was busy in Hong Kong’ PLEASE MAKE IT THE MOST NONSENSICAL thing I’ve ever read

I wanna see

“Dick was busy fighting the devil in hell… he said he was fine so we’re leaving him be”

“I called dick and he just said no? And hung up?? So I’m guessing he’s busy?”

“ Dick was kidnapped by a space monarch and the titans are trying to bargain for him back… he didn’t do anything wrong they just like him and his wanna keep him”

“He’s stuck in a barrel rn”

“Dick is trapped in a noir film”

“He’s busy at the MET”

“I would call Dick but I think he’s on a remote island battling deathstroke rn and I don’t wanna be involved in all that”

“I would call Dick but he’s in Amazon rainforest and they have bad signal”

Are you seeing the vision? Like I want SILVER AGE NONSENSE FOR MY BOY. Like bro is just chilling firmly OUTSIDE the story

Like Tim is doing his whole angst plotline and he tries to call dick and he gets “hey Timmy would love to stay and chat but I’m being chased by sentient cotton candy and I gotta find a water source love you ciao”

Jason needs Allies and he calls Dick and it’s like “hey sorry would love to help but I’m in an alien deathmatch for the crown of a nation and I’m being attacked by a meat cleaver thing? Bye don’t get blown up again! Love you”

Damian needs a place to chill after Bruce is an asshole “sorry kid would love to help but i am currently in the Gotham sewers being handfed cheesecake don’t ask it’s a long story I’ll tell you when you’re 18 bye”

Babs needs him for something “would love to help but I’m having a tea party with a being beyond comprehension and if I blink I’ll die so send me details and I’ll get back to you when slash if I’m alive in 5-6 business days.”

Bruce calls “I’m herding space cows rn is everyone alive? If not tell me now so I don’t have to find out from a newspaper? No everyone’s fine. Lovely. Delete this number”

[possessedpasm]

Menace

[cinnnnaa]

Common ruse’s used by ICE

[satinmelancholy]

[hel7l7]

My body feels so unsafe all the time

[oldbronxlady]

I got it before 12 thank y'all love y'all going back to bed ❤️

The funeral home director apparently only paid the driver for my son to the cemetery 1/3 of what he was supposed to be said he had everything covered after I paid him. But I guess not cause the driver just called me to let me know this smh why can't people just stick to their word Jesus Christ. So he's looking for me to pay him the rest so he can do his job omg bro smh

$80 for the driver so my sons casket can get to the cemetery 😒😔

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Venmo: danielle-grant-131

Like he could've let me know this why be silent on the issue and it's literally on something as serious as this .... Why can't things just be smooth like damn

I hit my post limit . Plz I hope this gets to someone that can help cause my sons literal burial is dependent on this .... Fuck im so angry right now I can't believe I have to deal with this bullshit especially on such short notice

He said he apologizes but rightfully so he has to be paid in full in order for him to do his job. And Im not mad with him I'm mad at the the funeral home the director said his assistant was supposed to inform me of this and he apologized as well but I would have to give the driver the last of the payment before he comes to pick up and drive my son where he's gonna laid to rest

This is a fucking nightmare bro... Like what the fuck . His assistant needs to be fucking fired for not informing me about some shit like this what the fuck is wrong with her.... Like damn

The damn driver was waiting 2 whole days for me to pay him thinking that I knew about it. He only called because he still hasn't gotten the payment and it's the night before he supposed to do his job. If he isn't paid by 12 he's cancelling the job and he already informed the director of this. They outsourced him cause I didn't have the money to use their driver so he had to go a cheaper route....

I have 2 hours to pay him plz this shit is critical 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

I have 2 hours to pay him before he cancels and I can't afford the funeral homes driver

Please someone my son needs to be buried. I have an hour and a half please. I'm under so much pressure right now plz just want my son to be able to be laid to rest 🙏🏿 please that's all I want . This is chaos for my mind . Please I'm anxious as hell my heart is beating fast im sweating I'm nervous I'ma scared I can't have this happen plz ..

Just need 20 bucks more !!!!

Ok it's over she can't order from there anymore 🤷🏿‍♀️. I guess we can find something at the deli for her if they still are making food I don't know what time they stop . and the supermarket closed at 8

I called down to the deli and asked if they have any vegan food they said yes and they stop making food at 10pm