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[museeeuuuum]

There's a history youtuber I decided to follow on Instagram because I like her content, and she seemed like fun, but all of her stories are so... self depreciating and kind of depressing. She's constantly talking down on herself, and I just want to give her a hug and ask if she's doing therapy or has someone she can talk to because... eesh.

[yuri-is-online]

Literally the only reason I have twitter is to retweet otome stuff... could someone please explain to me why people thought we were in Tural to *sigh*

I can't. There's no way anyone was that dumb. Who the fuck-

[who-wants-a-muffin-official]

by far the funniest thing about sigmund freud is that the only reason he's well known is because his theories were so batshit insane everyone that heard them was so immediately enraged and upset that they did years of research and theorizing just to prove him wrong

[actualgoblinm]

I know I'm friend with the right person because we were in our veterinary pharmacology class studying the respiratory system and whatever and suddenly she looks at me extremely preoccupied and says

"How do you cremate a giraffe?"

Say what now?

"Do we put the head and wait and put the neck and wait and put the body? Do we cut it in pieces and put it all at the same time like a soup?"

Why would we crem-

"Or do they have a really big furnace and just shove the whole giraffe there?"

[trent-crimm-theindependent]

midge is just really bad with gay people huh

[rhaenyratargayen]

men are so cute until they open their mouths

[rosetylerlesbians]

After Rapunzel finished going on and on about Cass laughing and her eyes I turned to my brother and said “I think Rapunzel might be misinterpreting the ‘look’ in Cass’ eyes”