#(no i won't)

[andrews-jort-loving-pipe-dream]

"I had a dream last night that you left me for Kevin, and you two had a wedding and didn't even invite me," Neil says out of the blue, carelessly leaning over the kitchenette counter, flipping lazily through an Exy magazine. "Crazy, right?"

Andrew stares at him blankly for a long moment before responding, "Sounds like a nightmare." He then walks by Neil, his fingers grazing Neil's back, and heads for the coffee pot.

"You two do know I live here, too, right," Kevin says from the couch, glaring at the two of them, one of his textbooks open in his lap.

They share a look and Andrew sardonically says, "How ever could we forget you?"

"Yeah, you're gonna be Andrew's husband one day," Neil retorts, flipping another page in his magazine.

"I expect a fancy as fuck wedding. Five layer cake at least," Andrew says deadpan, sipping his coffee.

"Am I invited?" Neil asks curiously.

"Let me ask Kevin." Andrew turns to Kevin and asks, "Is my boyfriend invited to our wedding?"

Kevin makes a face and mutters, "Fuck off."

Andrew turns back to Neil. "Sorry, Abram. I think that's a no."

"Damn."

Grumbling, Kevin gets up and walks out of the room. Before he forcibly shuts the door, he says, "Consider this our premature divorce."

Neil looks at Andrew and says, "At least he didn't make you sign a prenup."

Andrew sips his coffee and then says, "Score for me."

[energ00n]

More WIP but this time it's me flabbergasted how inconsistent I am

[nervous-energyyy]

Harrow’s body is actually so banged up at the end of Nona.

Like, Nona spent months eating erasers and sand to the point that Harrow "did not swoon of weariness" but "fainted with hunger and thirst."

Her body "was slit a thousand times—a million" her skin "erupting in blood through all the pores of her face. It poured out behind the backs of her knees, her ears, her armpits" before finally collapsing onto the dead breast of the Body.

Then, when she wakes up, Alecto proceeds to tear open her lips and tongue with her teeth, and if that's not enough, then slices Harrow's hand open over a sword.

And then I imagine Gideon ready to yell at her, all, "You set me up. You set all of it up" except that Harrow is just... unconscious, emaciated, dehydrated, and soaked in blood to the point of being near unrecognisable and so Gideon has to take care of her first before she can yell at her.

Harrow is going to have a hell of a headache whenever she comes back to consciousness. And hopefully Gideon will be there to "wash her mouth, or something?" when she does.

[whenyuor-damaged-oops]

sometimes people are cursed in fun ways but I'm just cursed in the way I desperately need love and attention from my friends to feel like a person but they also live across the country from me 💔💔💔 #mycurse

[justagoddamnpossum]

"Relax. You're gonna be on Smith like a tiger on a pumpkin full of raw meat before you know it." Nate declares cheerfully.

Mack winces. Sid doesn't even look up from where he's sacked out on the couch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a joint. ("I'm old. Body hurts. I need my medicine. You want a hit?" He'd yawned to Will, who cringes every time he thinks of the way he'd squeaked when Sid brought out his stash box.)

"But I've never... I just don't want to embarrass myself." Mack mumbles, anxiously checking the door to make sure Will hasn't come back from his Chipotle run.

"You're overthinking it. Just go with the flow."

"But-"

"The insecurity in this room is unbelievable right now." Sid sighs, with an exaggerated noise of irritation. He very dramatically and obviously mutes Trailer Park Boys on the TV and sits up, turning to give Mack a scrutinizing look before nodding. "You're a good looking kid. If I were younger or you were older, I'd run you through the basics."

"Oh my god, I am begging you to stop talking!"

[dailyuntilimeetmychemicalromance]

day 382 of posting until i meet my chemical romance

[judymarch15]

In Loving Memory

for @try-set-me-on-fire's B Shift Mixtape Event: in loving memory of Eddie's Mustache, because I miss it dearly.

[spotify link]

See You Again - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth It's been a long day without you, my friend // And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher My world was shattered, I was torn apart // Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day So take the photographs and still frames in your mind // Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time // Tattoos of memories, and dead skin on trial // For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

When You’re Gone - Avril Lavigne When you're gone // The face I came to know is missing' too

Back to December - Taylor Swift It turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' you // Wishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine

Photograph - Ed Sheeran We keep this love in a photograph // We made these memories for ourselves // Where our eyes are never closing // Hearts are never broken // And time's forever frozen still

If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys Some people want it all // But I don't want nothing at all // If it ain't you, baby // If I ain't got you, baby

All I Ask - Adele All I ask is If this is my last night with you // Hold me like I'm more than just a friend // Give me a memory I can use

One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men Assumed you'd always be there // And I take your presence for granted // But I always cared // And I miss the love we shared

Unbreak My Heart - Toni Braxton Don't leave me in all this pain // Don't leave me out in the rain // Come back and bring back my smile // Come and take these tears away

Not A Day Goes By - Lonestar Not a day goes by that I don't think of you // After all this time you're still with me it's true