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antis: i can't stand proshippers! they wanna do horrible things to children!

also antis: * draws six year olds being gorily murdered *

#ACTUALLY ON MY DASH RN LIKE WHAT. WHAT.#AND YES THE PERSON DID ALSO SAY THAT #PFFFTTTT #profic #profiction #proship #anti hypocrisy

What do you MEAN you didnt know both tea and coffee contain caffeine 💀😭🙏

LOOK, I KNEW THEY BOTH CONTAINED CAFFEINE, ALRIGHT?!? I USED TO BE A COFFEE PERSON—BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT SENT ME TO SLEEP!!! I WOULD LITERALLY DRINK COFFEE BEFORE BEDTIME BECAUSE IT KNOCKED ME OUT INSTANTLY, EVEN WHILE I WAS STRUGGLING TO GET MORE THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP PER NIGHT!!! MY INSOMNIA DIDN'T STAND A FUCKING CHANCEEE

Like, my girlfriend knew to never give me coffee when I was supposed to be awake, because if I drank that shit you would find me passed out on the couch the next minute. It was bizarre. My coworkers would chug coffee to stay awake and I was the fucker that couldn't drink it or I'd be dozing off in front of my boss. Which is not a good look. But whatever pfftt

#but tea has the opposite effect #I blink less when I drink tea pshhhh #and I think it was my mother that said it?? that if you need to work late into the night drink tea NOT coffee #...#wait a fucjing minute...#there's... probably something wrong with her too...#hey what the fuck #brb going to break no contact #pahahahaha #I'm just kidding I'd never do that to myself #but... I should probably go see a doctor #and stop shoving my health problems into a closet...#but! anyway! earl grey is my favourite what about you guys #pffftttt #I will never learn

Found a book for Logan

It was even labelled? Thats so weird?!?

😂😂😂

#joking joking #real book though #really is authors name #Thomas Erikson #WHAT A NAME #Pffftttt #ref #thomas sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #logan sanders #sander sides #ts roman #patton sanders #ts logan #Janus sanders #Remus sanders

the people (me) need to know. does orion whimper

Yeah I do imagine he's a whimperer actually lolol

#inbox #pffftttt #orion quinn

FMK: Finrod, Aegnor, Angrod

COME HARASS AREDHEL

"... YOU DO REALIZE THEY'RE ALL MY FIRST COUSINS RIGHT?" She sighs and finally decides to play along. "Alright, fuck Finderato. . . Because you know that he knows how to fuck. Marry Aegnor, because he's so sad after losing his girl and I wish he were happier. Kiss Angrod, because he's already married."

#:: shenanigans ::#:: inbox answered ::#PFFFTTTT