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you make me wanna measure ****s

Jun: Oh that reminds me, I wanted a ruler.

Maxx: *opens a drawer with a metal ruler* Do you want a plastic one?

Jun: No, it's OK - I want a long one.

Maxx: *looks for the long plastic one* Why do you want one? Are you measuring dicks?

Jun: NO! Why would you say that?!

Jun: Yes I'm measuring dicks.

if lorde truly wanted to be my ruler i would donate to her campaign for queen of the world in a heartbeat

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