#jundoe

[maxxdick]

I've never tried to summon hot water from the sink before.

@jundoe trying to nurse me back to health.

[kaijutegu]

this is the best slide from this week’s lecture, hands down.

(today’s lab is about natural selection and we do this cool simulation with bunnies. if you’d like to play along, there’s a really neat java simulation here!)

[maxxdick]

I have about 5000 drafts. But that’s OK - I have about a 1000 unread emails too. I’ve lost control of my life. It’s fine.

@jundoe when I told him I have about 500 drafts in my reblogr. Big mood for 2017, I see.

[maxxdick]

Sometimes you look at the world and think: frownyface we are not on course for Star Trek at all.

@jundoe in a pure moment.

[maxxdick]

Can you set the curtains on fire? Can you set the people on fire.

@jundoe patiently asks as we play Rusty Lake together. “I systematically set everything on fire,” he informs me, as I turn away to type this down.

[maxxdick]

Kinkshaming this cake I bought for @jundoe.

[maxxdick]

Want to believe.

Maxx: So what happened at Area 51? Did people just mill around outside and run?

Jun: *yawn* Some people got arrested.

[maxxdick]

you make me wanna measure ****s

Jun: Oh that reminds me, I wanted a ruler.

Maxx: *opens a drawer with a metal ruler* Do you want a plastic one?

Jun: No, it's OK - I want a long one.

Maxx: *looks for the long plastic one* Why do you want one? Are you measuring dicks?

Jun: NO! Why would you say that?!

Jun: Yes I'm measuring dicks.