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[vesperionnox]

[ Day 200 ]

Hero villian au-

more like coffee shop au-

Redraw of this scene from my

'People You Know' animatic

[neverchecking]

it’s hard thought hours with the triplets (bc i only have ideas for them rn WLWLSKA)

so somehow they got Reader away from the rest of the chain, either they got separated after going through a portal or they just ran away or something. Cal, Wild, and Sage are once again fighting over Reader and at this point Reader is just tired of the constant bickering. it’s not that they don’t like the attention, not at all, that’s actually really hot and ego boosting. but after weeks of hearing the same argument between the three Links it gets old real quick. so one day they just snap and orders them to figure it out amongst themselves or else (there’s no real threat behind those words, Reader is just putting some pressure to see what they’ll do)

the three just stare at Reader dumbfounded, not at all used to this side of their God(dess). but soon the shock melts into heat in their core. the three heroes glance between each other and know they have the same thought.

“let us compete to ravage you, love, and you can decide who’s the best of us”

none of them got any sleep that night and Reader had to be carried the next few days

(I just want the triplets to bend me like a lawn chair 😩)

-🐝

🐝anon you are FEEDING me-

Reader getting so fed up that they just...snap is so tantalizing. Like the embodiment of 'Walk him like a dog.' And when they tell them 'or else' the boys immediately start catastrophizing. It plays on all their trauma, whether Reader knows it or not, and forces them to make a decision.

So when they do? And it's turned right back around on Reader? UGH 😩😩

But obviously it can't be just a one time thing, oh no. That would put them at a disadvantage! How is it fair that Cal got to their God(dess)'s mouth first? How come Sage gets to toy and stretch them first huh? Why does Wild get to lick and suck at them first? How can they prove all of their strengths and weaknesses on one go around?

There would have to be multiple rounds of competition. Just to be sure of course. Can never be too thorough :)

[awesomecitys-blog]

One Piece Spoilers below

Something that’s really funny to me is that the Straw Hats are speed running being pirates, which I’ve talked about before, but it gets even funnier when look at it from the perspective of the World Government. Like, one day you get told that a random guy in a straw hat took down Buggy, Don Krieg, and Arlong, which gained the highest bounty in the East Blue, 30 million Berries. Which you think is crazy, but whatever, that just puts him on Smokers radar and nobody gets past Smoker, right? Wrong, cause according to Smoker, Dragon showed up and prevented Smoker from taking down straw hat guy. And for a while, that’s it. You don’t hear anymore about him or his crew, which you believe is because of the Grand Line being, well the Grand Line. Smoker calls you up one day and is like, hey, the Straw Hat Pirates, that what they’re called now, defeated Crocodile in Alabasta. To which you suddenly freak out, because know this Luffy kid is a threat, and you can’t have people finding out about his actions. So, the world thinks that Smoker took down Crocodile and that Luffy played a tiny part in that. In accordance, his bounty is now 100 million Berries. And then him and his crew vanish off the face of the earth, which you take to as a relief. Then Kuzan calls, informing you that the Straw Hats pulled up to Long Ring Long Land with Nico Robin in tow, he didn’t catch them, but that they’re most likely heading to Water 7. Great. Well, at least Lucci and co. are already at Water 7, so they just capture Robin, head to Enies Lobby, and… what? They did what? Scratch that, the Straw Hats broke into Enies Lobby, saved Robin, and escaped the Buster Call to boot. Increase the bounty, 300 million Berries! Poof, Luffy and crew are once again the wind, and you think they might ended up encountering Moria, so you send Kuma to warn him, as well as be there in case Moria washes up. Which he does, but so does Kuma, but at least it wasn’t public like Crocodiles. And besides, you have more pressing matters, what with the upcoming execution of one Portgas D. Ace and all the Supernovas arriving at Sabbody at the same time. Then that idiot punched a World Noble, because of course he did. So Kizaru rolls up, as does Sentomaru and some Pascifta, and the Straw Hats were totally defea… Kuma sent them away? Oh. Well, that’s basically a defeat, right? Huh? Luffy is were? Impel Down? Trying to free Ace, who’s apparently his brother? Ah, good ol’ Mellegan, I knew we could count on him to take down Luffy. Pardon me? Luffy escaped? With who? Crocodile, Mr. 1, Mr. 3, Ivonkva, Inzuma, Buggy, Jinbei, and a ton of prisoners? Gosh darn it all, I’m busy enough as it is! All right, let’s just focus on killing Ace and… GARP IT’S YOUR OWN DAMM FAMILY AGAIN! Fucking hell, Luffy just dropped out of the sky, caused so much trouble, and then vanished for two years, but at least he’s gone…he just showed up? Did we capture him? No?!?! What do you mean no?!?! Well, where the hell are they?!?! (Worth noting that Luffy’s bounty went from 300 to 400 million Berries during this time, and that Dragon was his father, which is probably why Luffy was saved by him all the way back in the East Blue.) At which point, the Straw Hats proceed to wreck havoc at Punk Hazard, according to Smoker, defeat Doflamingo, giving Luffy another bounty increase to 500 million Berries, pull another disappearing act, during which they give Big Mom a headache, which you decide warrants a bounty raise to 1.5 billion Berries, and then they hop their way into Wano, in which you have no power. But you do have spies, which inform you that they, along with their allies, dropped both Big Mom and Kaido. Because of course they did. So, you slap a bounty of 3 billion Berries on Luffys head, and the last you heard, he was gallivanting in Egghead, with Kizaru, Saturn, and a bunch of marines heading there to take down Vegapunk. Oh dear.

Like, Luffy and co. should not be where they are now, but they are and they’re pretty powerful as well.

[izayoichan]

A moment with you. 🎶

(pose by @simmireen so yeah, they can easily be used for fantasy settings, or more normal in the back of your sims garden setting)

[pitty-aegis-parlor]

...SO! Given that you fine guys and gals are aware of both V1 and the unrelentingly shitty nature of his homework, I frankly couldn't resist sharing with you all a... little tid-bit about ULTRAKILL's Hell/Underworld that frankly make the circumstances of that world even worse... while also niftily explaining certain odd gameplay details you all normally wouldn't bat an eye towards like doors suddenly locking themselves and machines/husks/demons/angels spawning in to slaughter you. For some context, the following encrypted message was discovered via ULTRAKILL's Wait Of The World ARG and the information on it was discovered by a member of the Hell Exploration And Excavation Project, which was abruptly cancelled due to... well, just read and see.

(Also, for maximum effect, I'd recommend you all have this song play while reading this info.

https://youtu.be/fI2u6mSd62s?si=cGJ8ZR6K0AS8bNhj )

'ive figured it out. i know why the creatures are suddenly and undetectably appearing inside our facilities. i know why spare parts and pieces of machines keep disappearing. i know why the doors seem to malfunction and suddenly lock themselves. its not a glitch in the system. its...

hell is alive. it breathes. it thinks. the entire area is a massive intelligent superorganism and it is harsh and it is cruel. just by watching us it has learned how our systems and machines work. it has not only begun to deconstruct our technology but also reassemble it in perverse ways, attaching parts to the creatures it tortures, making them into an aimless army of death and destruction. it warps them across itself to get them past our security. it locks our doors to trap us with them.

this is not an attack. this is not a defence. this is entertainment. this is an exhibition of death and cruelty and suffering for its own sake. it had grown tired of what it had and we unwittingly just offered ourselves up as new playthings.

tom please for the love of god cancel this project immediately, we have to abandon everything and seal this place away. leave the machines and tools behind. evacuate as many as we can, before it is too late.

i can only hope this encrypted message is received before the organism learns to read it and intercept it. whatever happens, we can not let this being find a way out and spread to the surface. we ha

a n o t h e r d i e s . b r i n g m e m o r e . i h u n g e r .'

...needless to say, Mythra's concerns about Alrest's afterlife not being like THIS is now even more understandable than it already was.

What the Fuck did we just walk back into???

Uhm… I believe it’s the fact that hell in that sovorei- I mean robots universe is alive?

Yeah….. well asker was completely right about how I’d feel about that!

YOU TWO ARE BACK! What were you talking about?

Hell is a living, conscious sadistic superorganism in V1’s universe.

WHAT!?

[noose-lion]

The manscaped ads have returned.

[kingliam2019]

Also, Henry was seen clean-shaven with his hair dyed black during his LA trip. All of this adds up to either an incredible coincidence or something's really cooking with The Flash movie.👀 #DCFansKerala #Superman #Batman #WonderWoman #BenAffleck #HenryCavill #GalGadot