#jesters privilege

[noose-lion]

Hey yall. So I have been homeless since August. I have been saving money as well as I can, its been hard. During this time my cat was staying with a good friend.

My friend is no longer able to keep my cat, the homing situation has turned bad and one of my friend's roomates has literally hit my cat.

Im about $300 usd from my goal in saving to move into apartment.

Emergency Commissions are officially open, six slots. I will be doing in order of received.

Please reblog :) help me reach my goal

Ko-fi

My cat:

[clytemokiwie]

Ed is oblivious to what’s going on because he genuinely couldn’t fathom it even if he tried, Ed can’t fathom batjokes

[midwesternwolf]

Wha kind of clowns would Shadow and Amy be?

AHHH I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

I feel like Amy would be a pierrot. She’s such a lover girl, and pierrots are know for being “lovesick”. One of the most popular pierrot in media was pining after Columbina. I feel like that reflects her a lot. I also headcanon her to be a little bit more sad than she lets up. So it just makes sense to me.

Shadow is kind of tricky but jester seems to be the best match, in my opinion. THIS MIGHT BE WEIRD BUT HEAR ME OUT! Though they were used to entertain, they were also known to be able to call out authority without fear of repurcutions. (That is false, it was fine line to walk but I’m just saying based on societies view) It just makes sense to me due to how “serious” he can be seen as. There are often arts of jesters being sad due to not being taken seriously as well. So, that kind of adds to it for me.

Bonus, my boyfriend said he would be harlequin. I could see it due to them being known as nimble and a trickster. I could see it but jesters fit more for me.

[thegigglechamber]

Does it? Be honest.

anyways if i had a nickel for every time i was kin assigned an unhinged purple jester I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened thrice. what does this say about me? don’t answer that

[haveihitanerve]

something about Jesters Privilege... something...

It's... its a good thing, in a way. Because there's no punishment. No repercussions.

Jesters are fools, that is a fact as simple as water is wet.

But... but imagine that life

You can say whatever you like, forever, and never suffer the consequences

-but you can also never reap the rewards.

Nothing you say matters. Ever.

"I love you" means about as much as "the king should be called Mr. Lollipops because I want to lick him."

"He hurts her. I know he does." gets the same amount of laughter as "if my toes weren't attached to my feet they'd be flying"

You are the fool of the court, the fool with a heart and the fool with the only tongue that is still lose in the kingdom, the only fool who is left to say anything at all.

But they don't listen. They don't care. You are free from punishment, but you are just as trapped from reward

[teathattast]

[crazylittlejester]

I would’ve thrived as a court jester, jingling my silly little hat bells and saying the most hilarious little nothings before making out with the entire court and then giggling and skipping away after having insulted the king but he can’t say shit because i’m just a head empty clown

[shopwitchvamp]

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