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[al-mayriti]

it's so cool when my family gets to tell me if i hear something or not and even tell me I'm lying when i say i don't hear something

[sunshineastro]

there are three kinds of blorbos in my mind.

there are Bubble Wrap characters, that you want to wrap up and protect. the narrative is putting them through the horrors and you're going to take them out and give them a nice coffeeshop au.

there are Jar characters, that you just want to observe in their natural habitat. this is kind of the obsessive midpoint. i'm foaming at the mouth but the story is doing all the work for me.

and then on the far end there are Snow Globe Characters. i want to put them in a snow globe and shake it really really hard and see what happens. i can and will make them worse. into the torment nexus

a character can be more than one of these or all three. but this is how i like to categorise my feelings about them on any given day. yesterday abc was in the jar but today i am bubble wrapping them. tomorrow perhaps i will put them in a snow globe. anything can happen

[achernars-folly]

I’m definitely gonna get fired but not technically fired tomorrow

They did it to my coworker on Sunday

(The assistant store manager also technically committed 4th degree assault against them but that’s another can of worms

Just made their 2 weeks notice effective immediately

We turned in our two weeks together

Yayyyy

[glykophilousa]

my favourite tv series? ah yes, it's about a run ragged out of touch bambi-eyed square who's trying to be the wrong kind of brave and needs the drive of an obsession to get out of bed in the morning, and a suave yet troubled and adrift blonde russian who's seemingly unfeeling yet guided by the emotion of being obsessed with the bambi-eyed square. no yea it's based on books and the chemistry translates well, i'd even go as far as to say the show is intensely erotic. there's this iconic club scene that- i don't wanna spoil it! well no, i wouldnt call the dynamic a 'heated rivalry'? anyway, it's called killing eve :)

[alchemistdetective]

((Finished MyGO with Kako :DDD))

[oh-no-its-bird]

i think Kakashi deserves to get pregnant

I can't decide if being pregnant would make him better or worse. I can not see a world where it doesn't do something to him, but don't know what that something would be. Thus, I turn this very important question to the masses;

would Kakashi getting pregnant make him better or worse

better

worse

secret third option

Voting ended onJan 31

[ghelullu]

Sink incident? 🤔

Oh boy are you in for a TREAT. The best/worst moment of every Ghost/Tobias fan.

Q: What are your memories on the last time you puked? T: "A couple of weeks ago, we were having our first outdoor park drunkomania for this year, and got really beyond all sences when it comes to correct behavior. We turned really obnoxious and started flirting with practically every girl we met (even some old hags on the subway), just being a total clown. When it was getting colder, we decided to go to our rehearsalplace (it’s a pretty big place with a sort of party-facility). Right about there, my memory is totally gone. I’ve been told afterwards that I had just passed out in one of the chairs, then started farting really loudly and just started grunting and snoring. And of course all my friends sat round me, laughing, when suddenly I started puking on the floor. No hit, cause we have all-covering carpets. And then when everybody went to sleep, I woke up feeling really shitty and I went to our sink (where we piss) to take a leak. Suddenly, I felt some kind of pain and it took me a moment or two to locate it to my stomache, so I revealed myself in the sink. When we all woke up, I suddenly had a reminder what I had done. Cleaning time…"

Source (all typos are from the og text)

You're welcome/ I'm sorry.