#sanjeev bhaskar

[theniftycat]

I cried, I genuinely did

[justaw3ird0]

Sanjeev: Uh, Reece? Maisie is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Reece: What?

Ania: I think he meant, Maisie is drowning.

Reece: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Maisie: *is drowning*

Phil: OH MY GOD, MAISIE! KEEP SWIMMING!

Maisie: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Phil: MAISIE!

[justaw3ird0]

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Sanjeev: Would never stab anyone.

Maisie: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Ania: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Phil: Would stab without warning.

Reece: Would stab as a warning.

[justaw3ird0]

*The cast's cooking skills*

Sanjeev: *master chef*

Ania: *knows a few recipes*

Reece: *can follow instructions on a box*

Phil: *made toast once*

Maisie: *banned from the kitchen*

[justaw3ird0]

Sanjeev: Where’s Phil?

Maisie: Doing stuff.

Sanjeev: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Ania?

Maisie: Trying to stop Phil from doing the stuff.

Sanjeev: And Reece?

Maisie: Trying to stop Ania from stopping Phil from doing the stuff.

Sanjeev: I see. And what are you doing here, Maisie?

Maisie: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Reece from stopping Ania from stopping Phil from doing the stuff.

[justaw3ird0]

Phil: That's it, you're grounded! Maisie, no adventures for you! Ania, no fighting for you! Sanjeev, no stealing for you! And Reece... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Reece: Revenge.

Phil: No vengeance for you.

Reece: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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[photo-of-reece-everyday]