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hi can i cry on u and call u dad

To trade this bracelet, who is who and why?

Elain is on the left. HER? In trouble with people? People are MAD at her and she's in trouble? She'd freak out, especially the first time.

Meanwhile, on the right, this ain't Lucien's first rodeo nor will it be his last. At least this mugshot is FUN!

TY for the ask. @starsreminisce!

Send me asks, I'm bored. ☠️

Yuris reaction to Horror, REGARDLESS of circumstance & multiverse knowledge of Sans, will just be "WHY ARE YOU TALL"

My boss regularly talks on the phone while using the bathroom at work. This is horrifying to me, but now I need to know:

Do/would you talk on the phone while using the bathroom?

NEVER

Yeah, sure

Only with very close friends/family

Only if peeing

Only if pooping

Bald? Nuance?

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

Reblogs for better stats appreciated 😌

Today in random and irrational trains of thought.

Ah, Lady Liberty. Proud supporter of empathetic immigration policies, living her best life as a single working woman in New York.

...she does have kids, though.

One of her daughters ran away to Las Vegas where she burns all her free time gambling her livelihood on ill-conceived money-making schemes

She's also a big basketball fan and swindled the post office for gambling money.

Her other daughter, giant fucking weeb that she was, moved to Japan so she could live in the heart of anime culture.

She and the giant Gundam are besties and they go out drinking together. She's never looked back.

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