no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

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no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent
Mon Cher
you put a note in price’s lunchbox ! (18+ mdni)
it’s a known fact that price’s wife packs his lunch every day when he’s on desk duty. soap always used to ask what the “missus” had made, getting his hands on the box you have packed for your husband.
( nowadays, you pack enough for four hungry men anyway, you’ve seen how starved they are all the time, how they eat your sunday roast like a pack of wolves. )
today is no different, the little bento boxes are labelled. a little skull for ghost, a bar of soap for soap and a little hat for gaz. and your husband gets a bento box with a love note on it, like every day.
you always put something sweet in there, and he always takes the post it note and saves it in his desk drawer. it works, you’re shy as a mouse at the best of times, and writing these notes and making this food is the way you really show affection.
“your missus has outdone herself this time.” soap says, as he opens up the first box to the smell of steaming curry, probably butter chicken with the way it looks. the box underneath has small dumplings, john knows you’ve been obsessed with filling them yourself, the soup is completely your own recipe.
price blushes, face going red. he looks away to see ghost already hungrily going for the food with a spoon, the rice halfway complete. gaz is taking a photo, probably to send to his own girlfriend as inspo. you and her really get along.
johnny leans on simon’s shoulder, and nudges to split a dumpling.
it’s nice like this.
until he sees the folded up paper at the bottom of his final box, taped to the bottom.
he opens it, why wouldn’t he, there in the mess room.
he opens it, and slams it closed. not here.
it’’s a photo of you, angled, in the lingerie he brought you last month. pink and red, cherries littered on the straps. it’s lacy, and he hasn’t seen you wear it before.
he excuses himself to his office, his cock already painful from the glimpse. his hands hiding it as he shuffles into the room.
the locks clicks, and he takes his cock out, thick and heavy. and unfolds the photo.
it looks good. you look good, the lace cupping your boobs, cunt wet already. your hands tease your clit, and he’s so painfully hard from just looking at the photo.
february 14th. of course you’d do that. you’d be too shy to do anything at home but this? an image, you could do that for him.
his hands smear precum over his cock, and he starts rubbing it, desperate for relief. your cunt wouls be so fucking tight around him, but you aren’t here. you’re at home, twenty minutes away. and he has meetings.
it’s not long before he comes, with spurts of white cum that he tries to desperately keep a hold of. his hand doesn’t grip as hard as you, it’s not as warm as you, fucking hell.
he’ll fuck you right when he gets home. but for now the image of you is enough, teasing him.
okay wait realistically when do you guys think ilya realized shane was Different neurologically?
i know the first thought is like. when shane was folding his pants before sex but i honestly think ilya just thought it was dorky and cute and didn't think too deeply into it
to me, when i consider how ilya interprets all of their interactions up until florida, the stylist reveal at the bar is when ilya fully realizes that shane is really just wired completely differently than most people and that's why none of their interactions have ever made sense to him.
this is also a personal headcanon of mine and i don't think this is in the text or meant to be BUT HEAR ME OUT
he sits through their entire conversation with such obvious anxiety, tapping and twitching and staring and thinking shane can see it and is just torturing him with the build-up to his engagement announcement because ilya deserves it. and then shane goes. can i tell you a secret? :) and ilya's like FUCK no PLEASE don't but his mouth says okay because he is a masochist and he needs to know where they stand and if he's about to fight for his right to be shane's mistress, and shane just goes 'i..... hired a stylist :3'
and ilya just.
come with me on this face journey for a moment
this FOR ME is the moment ilya realizes that he's been misunderstanding shane completely. i don't think he goes 'oh shit... autistic' but i do think he fully understands that shane is just Like That and genuinely can't read the room for shit and has no idea ilya is crawling out of his skin to know if they can be something again
anyone else would have acknowledged the hints he was dropping. the physical cues. the updowns. but not shane. which means none of his past attempts to silently communicate got through, either. which means. a lot.
and then ilya gets so much bolder, flirtier, he asks what he wants to know directly, he touches shane more, he's more playful. it was never about shane not wanting him the way ilya wanted him. he realizes shane just doesn't know how bad ilya wants him, because ilya hasn't been communicating in a way shane can understand. and that heals a lot of hurt in an instant
shane continuously needing to one-up ilya (and fucking succeeding omg) is so great. like, ilya wins the junior championship? shane wins it the next year. Ilya gets drafted first? shane wins rookie of the year. Ilya wins the cup first? shane wins it twice in a row. ilya tells shane he likes girls? shane dates a beautiful, famous movie actress. ilya says i love you first? well, shane's got the next ten years of their marriage planned already.
ilya's slept with a boy before? guess what, shane hollander is going to have his first time with his hot, talented, sexy, beautiful rival ilya rozanov, thank you very much.
“People have misunderstood me all my life, but the person I am now harbours no anger or resentment.”