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what's your fav treat? :] i've been eating kinder bars like crazy lately they're so good
what is a kinder bar like a kinder egg??? i’ve been getting into. like. granola these days. just bags of granola with yoghurt. and chocolate chips. genuinely just been munching on it. it’s bad. i’m going to go make another bowl now 😭😭😭
i just want to say i got this new lip gloss and it’s only like £6 and it’s changed my life everyone RUN. RUN to get the barry m lip rehab….it smell good.
simon riley when he kisses you <3 18+ mdni (lowkey br33ding kink <3)
when simon kisses you, he tries to do it right, especially days when you’re exhausted from your job. chin on your shoulder, stubble pressed against your skin. he pads behind you on quick feet, from years of stealth training in the 141.
he walks up behind you, and you yelp, dropping the spoon back into the sink, rubber gloves on, mid doing dishes. “simon!“ you roll your eyes, but he just smiles.
“love?” he bites back a grin, his hands on your waist, snaking up to feel your breasts, soft in callused hands.
you can feel his cock as he ruts against your ass, hard and leaking through his grey sweatpants, as he rolls his hips into yours.
you let out a soft moan as he kneads your breasts, and then let him cover your mouth with a kiss, whining into his mouth.
“s-si“ you gasp, between breaths, but he keeps kissing you, cock still hard against your hip. “let me- let me finish the dishes baby.”
he just shakes his head, “l-love, i need ya.” and it’s almost as if you’ve blinked and he’s carrying you in his arms to the couch, so desperate to have his cock in you.
“s-so wet for me.” he smiles, before he dives right in, pulling off your panties and then feeling how drenched you are with his big fingers.
his cock pushes into you easily, almost always wet for him, and he presses his hands into your knees. keeping your legs wide open. covering your mouth with his, peppering kisses against your delicate neck.
“g-gotta make you a mum-“ he rasps out, filling you in so deeply with his warmth, “g-gotta.”
thinking about dex constantly following you around.
you could be doing chores around the apartment, going from room to room, and he would be trailing behind you like a lost puppy the whole time. he doesn't really mean to, he just gravitates towards you without thinking about it. that and he gets unreasonably anxious when he's not with you.
while sometimes his constant presence can be overwhelming, it's not entirely unwelcome. he always listens to you ramble about drama at work, or complaints about your boss, anything you want to yap about and he's tapped in. as long as he gets to listen to your pretty voice.
but when you are fed up with him floating behind you, he looks totally crushed. especially if you snap at him, he's apologizing profusely, but never actually leaving. it can be annoying standing in the laundry room with a big burly man taking up most of the space. "dex-- you'll be fine! i'll literally just be a room over." you groan, not understanding his absolute insistence on being right next to you at all times.
but the truth is, he doesn't know what to do when he's not next to you. he's so worried maybe you got hurt and he didn't hear you, meanwhile you're just loading clothes into the washing machine.
he can't ever stay away for long, you'll shoo him away and he'll come back to your side after 5 minutes, snaking his arms around your waist and telling you he's sorry. its not often that you push him away though, not when he's literally the personification of a kicked puppy.
Am I the only one thinking about Dex's tits instead,bro has fat tits at the ddba ,I'm sneaking my head under his shirt while he sleeping and latching onto one of his nipples,watch how hard he gets quickly
(18+)
waking dex up by lifting his wife-beater up just enough to snake your head underneath it, latching your lips around the warm, salty skin of his pink nipple and swirling your tongue.
placing your palm over the crotch of his sweats to feel first-hand how quickly he gets hard from just your tongue.
you feel him start to chub up, his cock twitching as you bite at the sensitive bud gently, pressing your thighs together at the sound of his soft, sleepy groans and whimpers.
he becomes completely hard surprisingly quick, but you don't care to stop there. you continue to bite and suckle on his sensitive nipples, one in your mouth and the other pinched between your fingers. he's subconsciously bucking his hips up, and you're enjoying the power you have over him, even in his sleep, way too much.
eventually, not to your suprise, he cums with a whimper, pulsing hot release into his boxers until a very obvious dark wet spot appears on the front of his gray sweats.
when he wakes up, he's so embarrassed. he had a wet dream right next to you, like a creep. cursing under his breath and pressing an apologetic kiss to your forehead, he goes to the bathroom to clean up having no idea you're the one who pulled that orgasm out of him.
inwhich! jude thinks your viagra joke is dumb, so he takes some, and you have to help him out afterwards.
frannytalks! i promise i’ll get better at smut one day. :’) also my requests are always open, don’t be afraid to ask, but if you do request please make sure it’s at least a little detailed. (especiallyyyy if it’s smut!) i hope you enjoy this. don’t forget to join my taglist(s) here!
TW: smut!
the game was over, you watched jude drop to his knees. it was a tough game and you knew that, every goal made spiked your heart rate.
he came over to the sidelines and carried you off, going straight to the car and not even stopping by the locker room. the car ride home was fun, you played music and sung your heart out.
by the time you got home you assumed jude was exhausted, he said he would stop by the pharmacy for some quick pain meds and you took the time to shower. when you stepped out jude was already sitting on the couch, drinking water while watching a movie.
you hurried to get ready and plopped next to him on the couch, you were still brushing your hair when he started to smell your neck.
you moved slightly as he was tickling you, “jude, what are you doing?”
“you smell so good.” he says, smelling once more.
you laugh, “you creep.”
you’re still brushing your hair when he moves his hands to your lower back and starts rubbing it. you don’t mind as he always does that, you just keep doing your business.
until he kept going lower and got to the waistband of your sweatpants. he fumbled with it, folding it over and back up again, hesitating.
“baby,” he whispered into your ear.
“jude?” you say, grabbing his hand to hold it, but he doesn’t accept it, instead he keeps fumbling with your waistband and you know what it means, you let out a soft sigh, “i just took a shower, babe.”
you can hear him groan slightly, “please i need it, feel me.” jude says while placing your hand over the very obvious and rock-hard bulge in his shorts.
you start feeling around, hating that you love it, you just didn’t want to get back in the shower after a long day. jude continues begging and you finally put the hairbrush down and get on your knees in front of him.
“only head, okay?” you furrow your eyebrows while tugging at his shorts.
he nods excitedly, quickly pulling his shorts down. you see his cock spring up and you feel yourself get warmer in between your legs.
you start by moving your hands up and down slowly, spitting on it every few strokes so you can go faster later. even with the first few strokes jude’s head was thrown back and he was holding back groans, only letting a few low ones out that are stopped by lip biting.
you started to speed up and finally put your mouth on the tip, tasting the sweet and salty taste of his pre-cum, you didn’t let any of it go to waste, licking it all up.
“y/n.” jude moaned, which you had never heard before.
it made your stomach flutter, you took his whole length in and started to bib your head up and down quickly, enjoying the noises he was letting out that you’d never heard.
“fuck, just like,” he gasped quietly, “that baby.”
he jerked his hips up, his cock to hit the back of your throat and causing you to choke slightly. jude grabbed your head with both hands and slowly fucked your face.
“mm, my good girl,” he groaned non-stop with each motion, “you like that?”
you gave him an eager nod as he started going faster and faster. your spit mixed with his pre-cum was dripping down your chin onto the floor, he lifted your head up and your mouth made a “pop” sound from the suction.
you swallowed everything you could, getting the rest of the spit and continuing to stroke his cock. he lifted your chin up with his hand, leaning down to give you sloppy kisses. you moaned into the kiss, fighting with his tongue.
he then pushed your head back down and let you go at your own pace. you went quick, taking all of him in and not caring about your gag reflex. you looked up at him while doing so and his head was back again, his hands looking for something to grab on. they eventually found your hair and he pulled it into a makeshift ponytail.
the spit started dripping down to his balls this time and you took your hands down to play with them. you took his cock out with your mouth while continuing to pump it with your hands and you lifted it slightly to get under.
you started sucking his balls, one at a time. making swirl motions with your tongue while moaning so he’d feel the vibration.
“jesus, fuck y/n, you’re so good at that.” jude groaned, this time soothing your hair.
you kept going and switched once more, your mouth going back on his cock and your hands to his balls, playing with both of them at once.
you felt his hips jerk up slightly and lock in place, he put his hands on your head and shoved his cock down your throat. you felt the cum shooting down your throat as you looked up at him. his eyes were shut tight until you finally popped him out your mouth, swallowing all the leftover cum.
you finished cleaning him off as he spoke again, “thank you love, i needed that.” he said trying to catch his breath.
you smiled, “never heard you make those noises before.” you playfully said while pushing his knee to get up.
“yeah, well, i’ve never take. viagra before.” he says, letting out a slow, deep laugh.
“viagra?” you asked, confused.
he pulled you closer to him by your waist, “mhm, i thought your little joke was stupid and decided to take some.”
you didn’t respond, you only thought why he would ever do that in a million years.
“bad idea.” jude said, breaking the silence and hugging you while his head was against your stomach.
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Jude Bellingham request where the reader teases Jude about the news that England players will be allowed to take viagra for the Mexico vs England match because of the altitude. And she makes a joke about how his size and how it might cause and offside.
VIAGRA - ju. bellingham
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inwhich! you tease jude about him and his team taking viagra before the mexico vs. england game.
frannytalks! this is so short, didn’t know if you wanted smut haha, i hope you like this! and he lowkey would cause an offside. 👀 don’t forget to join my taglist(s) here!
jude had always left his phone unattended and you would have to shut it off for him. this time he left it on the kitchen table while he was getting ready to go for a game, you were mid yelling his name to get his phone but you stopped before you could finish.
you saw his team group chat going crazy and you had to take a look. as you looked and scrolled you saw mentions of taking viagra for a joke because of the altitude.
you laugh to yourself quietly as jude comes up behind you, “you said my name love?”
you slightly jump, turning his phone face-down, “oh, yeah, your phone.”
he gave you a quick kiss, “thanks baby.”
you grin to yourself, knowing what you’re about to say to him, “you feeling okay?”
“yeah, why?” you furrowed his eyebrows, grabbing his phone.
“even after the viagra?” you hold in your laugh, “or did you not take that yet?”
jude gave you a “really?” look as he rolled his eyes, chuckling softly, “okay y/n, enough.”
“you sure you’ll be able to play tonight baby?” you say, finally letting out a loud laugh.
“i’ll be fine, y/n, were you going through my phone?” he says, scrolling through messages.
you nod no, “why? are you all planning to take it at the same time?”
“y/n.” he says, glaring at you.
“maybe you shouldn’t jude, your size might cause an offside while you’re playing.” you wink, brushing your fingers across his lap.
he twitched, backing away, “shut up.”
“maybe i should help you out!” you say loudly while laughing because he’s walking away.
“just start the car!” he huffs from your shared bedroom.
“you sure you still want to go? they might not let you play with a third leg!” you bite your lip, holding in your laugh once again.
he didn’t respond, “it’s okay to have three legs, don’t be ashamed jude!” you say, finally grabbing the keys and walking away towards the car.
oh just to be kissed on the cheek by simon riley :)
he'd have such crusty lips, but each kiss feels so right, on your temple, on your cheek, on your lips. and you'd give him your lip oil, of course you would, after he'd say he loves the taste of it after making out with you.
you've starting wearing a shade that goes with both your skin tones these days :3 (he says whatever you wear looks good on him, so it's a win win.)
