#* inbox memes.

[noblehigh]

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[noblehigh]

various sentence starters.

( feel free to change pronouns and such! ) ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER.

❝  kneel down, bitches. ❞ ❝  are they having sex right now? ❞ ❝  why is [muse name]’s house a piece of shit? ❞ ❝  is this a button? what’s it do? ❞ ❝  oh, man.. jesus?! ❞ ❝  you fucking idiot, you fucking idiot -- ❞ ❝  owww, i’m burning! ❞ ❝  all right, you’re on your own. ❞ ❝  why are you so dumb?! ❞ ❝  you laid it on ‘em. way to go, sport. ❞ ❝  i’m not in your shit. ❞ ❝  you have to be more specific. ❞ ❝  slit your damn throat, you -- tentacled bitch. ❞ ❝  we can sell that on itunes, right? ❞ ❝  so it’s like, middle of the night, cat has to use the restroom, okay cat will use the restroom, don’t have to worry about it. dog has to use the restroom -- fuckin’ wake you up or shit on the floor. ❞ ❝  he’s fucking crazy! he’s delusional! ❞ ❝  shit, i don’t remember where i was. ❞ ❝  who thought this was funny? not funny. not funny at all. ❞ ❝  just blaze! ❞ ❝  love fist. ❞ ❝  fool me once: i’m gonna kill you. ❞ ❝  i fell asleep on the sofa one night, and i was having this really intense dream. and, uh.. i was at a party.. and everyone at the party was a dick. so i went into the bathroom, and i woke up and i had pissed myself. ❞ ❝  it’s sad, i miss dreaming, i used to dream. ❞ ❝  i’ve found that typically, women dream about real things that happen in their lives, and i dream about, like.. dragons and shit. ❞ ❝  was that supposed to be hard?! ❞ ❝  that’s what you get for possibly seeing the other side. ❞ ❝  thanks for participating. ❞ ❝  what does it feel like to be good at crap no one cares about? ❞ ❝  it’s been real for quite some time. ❞ ❝  you’re a son of a bitch, [muse’s name]. god, i hate you. ❞ ❝  people pick on me because they’re bastard bully-holes. ❞ ❝  oh, for god sake. ❞ ❝  there’s food. ❞ ❝  no one’s died like that since the coyote stopped makin’ cartoons. ❞ ❝  i’m going to try something. it’s probably not going to be good. ❞

SOME GOOD VINES. ( under the cut ) 

❝  can you please stop smoking pot in our apartment building? i have a baby. ❞ ❝  kink-shaming is my kink. ❞ ❝  so no head? ❞ ❝  we should stay in touch. what’s the best way to reach you? e-mail? ❞ ❝  i don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞ ❝  i haven’t had ass in three days. ❞ ❝  is that a real dog?? ❞ ❝  you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, yOU BETTER WATCH OUT -- ❞ ❝  dude, what the fuck? this is your space, this is your area -- she can’t do that here. ❞ ❝  [muse name], did you eat my tater-tots? ❞ ❝  it’s a fuckin’ bear! ❞ ❝  suck a huge or small dick. ❞ ❝  well, when life gives you lemons.. ❞ ❝  stop throwing stuff! ❞ ❝  SCREECH! ❞ ❝  pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! ❞ ❝  you know what? i think we’re gonna be friends. ❞ ❝  woah! WOAAAAH! you’re really good at talking a bunch and not stopping!! ❞ ❝  my favorite opera singer? probably iggy. ❞ ❝  i will pay you some mad money, like big dollars, to shut the fuck up. ❞

FUNHAUS ( BASICALLY JUST ELYSE ). 

❝  the website is making you stupid. ❞ ❝  sniped yaaaaaa! ❞ ❝  cut my life into pieces, these are my denim shorts. ❞ ❝  cum loads, yeah. ❞ ❝  i thought i wanted shaved pussy, but i don’t know anymore. ❞ ❝  are you whistling at me like i’m a dog? ❞ ❝  my legs are so sore. ❞ ❝  there’s a dick in my puppet mouth! ❞ ❝  cheese is my life. ❞ ❝  you think i just got cigarettes to hand out to bafooks like you? ❞ ❝  i’m suspicious-o. ❞ ❝  i’m just gonna lie on the floor over there. ❞ ❝  are you bafookin’ with me? ❞ ❝  you’re like a sorority girl! ❞ ❝  another good day to be a bafook. ❞ ❝  i don’t track my ovulation. ❞ ❝  stay close like cotton on a lamb. ❞ ❝  I KILL YOU! ❞ ❝  you buy cheap flip-flops! ❞ ❝  ohhhh.. a big-a mistake. ❞ ❝  they paid me some money to make me eat papa john’s garlic sauce. ❞ ❝  knock, knockeroo! ❞ ❝  when a woman pees, it’s like pouring water through a hockey mask. ❞ ❝  a sequel to dunkirk: been there, done-kirk. ❞ ❝  here’s a bicycle bell for all your back peddling. ❞ ❝  my god, do you live under a rock? ❞ ❝  spoken like a true baby boy. ❞ ❝  i thought it was a butt plug. ❞ ❝  i could totally fit that in my vagina. ❞ ❝  are you doing crack? ❞

CAMP CAMP. 

❝  it’s really, truly horrifying. ❞ ❝  hey, language! ❞ ❝  suck a dick! ❞ ❝  oh, yeah, smell that nature! that’s the stuff! ❞ ❝  i’m just exerting dominance, you know how it goes. ❞ ❝  i’m just a kid tryin’ to survive out here. ❞ ❝  i’m telling you, if we leave now, i can hot wire that bus. ❞ ❝  i will achieve space flight! ❞ ❝  you seriously want to go into the woods with a bad guy from every horror movie ever? ❞ ❝  he’s going to turn you into a skin suit. ❞ ❝  i found a bug! ❞ ❝  this isn’t what the buddy system is for! ❞ ❝  this looks like the place that teenagers go to get stabbed. ❞ ❝  it’s.... beautiful. ❞ ❝  why do you always have to make things weird and complicated? ❞ ❝  pussies for life. ❞