#ooc time.

[noblehigh]

i love how everyone just has instant respect and love for warren like

haven’t seen her for two years and she starts walking in the opposite direction and everyone looks at sarge and starts walking in the other direction warren is headed in like

 ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  gotta blast’

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I’M GOING TO CRY I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE IN FOREVER (actually over at @lullabiics)

[noblehigh]

various sentence starters.

( feel free to change pronouns and such! ) ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER.

❝  kneel down, bitches. ❞ ❝  are they having sex right now? ❞ ❝  why is [muse name]’s house a piece of shit? ❞ ❝  is this a button? what’s it do? ❞ ❝  oh, man.. jesus?! ❞ ❝  you fucking idiot, you fucking idiot -- ❞ ❝  owww, i’m burning! ❞ ❝  all right, you’re on your own. ❞ ❝  why are you so dumb?! ❞ ❝  you laid it on ‘em. way to go, sport. ❞ ❝  i’m not in your shit. ❞ ❝  you have to be more specific. ❞ ❝  slit your damn throat, you -- tentacled bitch. ❞ ❝  we can sell that on itunes, right? ❞ ❝  so it’s like, middle of the night, cat has to use the restroom, okay cat will use the restroom, don’t have to worry about it. dog has to use the restroom -- fuckin’ wake you up or shit on the floor. ❞ ❝  he’s fucking crazy! he’s delusional! ❞ ❝  shit, i don’t remember where i was. ❞ ❝  who thought this was funny? not funny. not funny at all. ❞ ❝  just blaze! ❞ ❝  love fist. ❞ ❝  fool me once: i’m gonna kill you. ❞ ❝  i fell asleep on the sofa one night, and i was having this really intense dream. and, uh.. i was at a party.. and everyone at the party was a dick. so i went into the bathroom, and i woke up and i had pissed myself. ❞ ❝  it’s sad, i miss dreaming, i used to dream. ❞ ❝  i’ve found that typically, women dream about real things that happen in their lives, and i dream about, like.. dragons and shit. ❞ ❝  was that supposed to be hard?! ❞ ❝  that’s what you get for possibly seeing the other side. ❞ ❝  thanks for participating. ❞ ❝  what does it feel like to be good at crap no one cares about? ❞ ❝  it’s been real for quite some time. ❞ ❝  you’re a son of a bitch, [muse’s name]. god, i hate you. ❞ ❝  people pick on me because they’re bastard bully-holes. ❞ ❝  oh, for god sake. ❞ ❝  there’s food. ❞ ❝  no one’s died like that since the coyote stopped makin’ cartoons. ❞ ❝  i’m going to try something. it’s probably not going to be good. ❞

SOME GOOD VINES. ( under the cut ) 

❝  can you please stop smoking pot in our apartment building? i have a baby. ❞ ❝  kink-shaming is my kink. ❞ ❝  so no head? ❞ ❝  we should stay in touch. what’s the best way to reach you? e-mail? ❞ ❝  i don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞ ❝  i haven’t had ass in three days. ❞ ❝  is that a real dog?? ❞ ❝  you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, yOU BETTER WATCH OUT -- ❞ ❝  dude, what the fuck? this is your space, this is your area -- she can’t do that here. ❞ ❝  [muse name], did you eat my tater-tots? ❞ ❝  it’s a fuckin’ bear! ❞ ❝  suck a huge or small dick. ❞ ❝  well, when life gives you lemons.. ❞ ❝  stop throwing stuff! ❞ ❝  SCREECH! ❞ ❝  pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! ❞ ❝  you know what? i think we’re gonna be friends. ❞ ❝  woah! WOAAAAH! you’re really good at talking a bunch and not stopping!! ❞ ❝  my favorite opera singer? probably iggy. ❞ ❝  i will pay you some mad money, like big dollars, to shut the fuck up. ❞

FUNHAUS ( BASICALLY JUST ELYSE ). 

❝  the website is making you stupid. ❞ ❝  sniped yaaaaaa! ❞ ❝  cut my life into pieces, these are my denim shorts. ❞ ❝  cum loads, yeah. ❞ ❝  i thought i wanted shaved pussy, but i don’t know anymore. ❞ ❝  are you whistling at me like i’m a dog? ❞ ❝  my legs are so sore. ❞ ❝  there’s a dick in my puppet mouth! ❞ ❝  cheese is my life. ❞ ❝  you think i just got cigarettes to hand out to bafooks like you? ❞ ❝  i’m suspicious-o. ❞ ❝  i’m just gonna lie on the floor over there. ❞ ❝  are you bafookin’ with me? ❞ ❝  you’re like a sorority girl! ❞ ❝  another good day to be a bafook. ❞ ❝  i don’t track my ovulation. ❞ ❝  stay close like cotton on a lamb. ❞ ❝  I KILL YOU! ❞ ❝  you buy cheap flip-flops! ❞ ❝  ohhhh.. a big-a mistake. ❞ ❝  they paid me some money to make me eat papa john’s garlic sauce. ❞ ❝  knock, knockeroo! ❞ ❝  when a woman pees, it’s like pouring water through a hockey mask. ❞ ❝  a sequel to dunkirk: been there, done-kirk. ❞ ❝  here’s a bicycle bell for all your back peddling. ❞ ❝  my god, do you live under a rock? ❞ ❝  spoken like a true baby boy. ❞ ❝  i thought it was a butt plug. ❞ ❝  i could totally fit that in my vagina. ❞ ❝  are you doing crack? ❞

CAMP CAMP. 

❝  it’s really, truly horrifying. ❞ ❝  hey, language! ❞ ❝  suck a dick! ❞ ❝  oh, yeah, smell that nature! that’s the stuff! ❞ ❝  i’m just exerting dominance, you know how it goes. ❞ ❝  i’m just a kid tryin’ to survive out here. ❞ ❝  i’m telling you, if we leave now, i can hot wire that bus. ❞ ❝  i will achieve space flight! ❞ ❝  you seriously want to go into the woods with a bad guy from every horror movie ever? ❞ ❝  he’s going to turn you into a skin suit. ❞ ❝  i found a bug! ❞ ❝  this isn’t what the buddy system is for! ❞ ❝  this looks like the place that teenagers go to get stabbed. ❞ ❝  it’s.... beautiful. ❞ ❝  why do you always have to make things weird and complicated? ❞ ❝  pussies for life. ❞

[noblehigh]

starter call c:

[noblehigh]

i’m mostly just stressed

[noblehigh]

madison can’t leave these damn kids alone for five fucking minutes

[noblehigh]

oh how the turn tables

[noblehigh]

i hope there are people out there who still like brian