I thought you didn't want to talk about Eggsy and Dennis twins au because I couldn't see an answer dfkjadshfk I'm glad you want to talk about the cutest boys being twins :D hi, I'm back. So... let me start by saying that despite being twins Eggsy is the older brother™ He's always there to protect both Dennis and Daisy from Dean :)
!!!!!!! Deggsy Anon!!!! Oh oh oh OH I’m so glad you’re back. ^u^ <33 I’ve been eyeing my inbox with my fingers crossed ever since answering your original ask and now here you are a;sldkfja;sd HURRAY! ^u^ Oh gosh nO, NO NO NO NO NO, on the contrary, I only didn’t answer at first because stupid Tumblr was stupid and I didn’t see a notification for your ask. xP BUT YOU SAW THE ANSWER, YOU’RE HERE NOW, WE CAN TALK ABOUT OUR CUTEST BOYS BEING TWINS AND I’M ^u^ ^u^ ^u^ a;slkdjf;alskdjf and you picked a heck of a concept to start on my friend, HOO BOY I LOVE IT. Eggsy is the Older Brother™. H*ckin YES. Even if it’s by a mere nine and a half minutes, it still counts as making Gary aka ‘Eggsy’ the older of the twins. Which of course he teases Dennis relentlessly about, always has, just brotherly ribbings about stupid stuff like getting the last of some dessert because “I deserve it Den, I’m almost ten minutes older aren’t I?” “Nine and a half minutes!” ;sldkfj;sglkdjfg frick I’m fine. And it’s a responsibility he takes very, very seriously. Especially after their Dad is killed in action and it’s just them and their Mum. And when Dean comes along, and subsequently Daisy (sweet darling innocent little Daisy, whom the boys both utterly adore and are so good with a;lskdjfa;lskdjf I SAID I’M F I N E) let’s just say the Older Brother Instincts™ kick into high gear. Eggsy being the one to willingly take the brunt of Dean’s tirades as often as he can by mouthing off quicker than his brother so the man’s fists and furious words are focused on him and not Dennis. Eggsy seeming to have a sixth sense as to Dennis’ whereabouts and showing up in back alleys or pubs in the nick of time to back him up in a fight or drag his ass out of ones the minutes-younger brother can’t possibly win, the two of them running through nighttime London, taking pathways only they know to escape their pursuers. Eggsy frowning when their Mum’s out of the apartment for some reason, leaving him and Daisy alone with Dean and a couple of his goons who are of course getting drunk and/or high and yet again nobody’s paying attention to the baby girl’s plaintive whimpers which soon turn into loud sobs, so he’s the one who gets up, makes her a bottle, bundles her into warm clothes, secures her in a stroller, tucking her under a couple more blankets, and pushes her to the fire station to see Dennis working one of his first night shifts, who smiles bigger than he has in days (being the new guy sucks) at the text alert on his phone from Eggsy saying they’re outside and beams even more when he sees his little sister and feels his brother pull him into a quick hug and clap him affectionately on the back. HAhahahahahahahahahaah wow you really opened a can of worms here, dearest Deggsy Anon, I could go on for ages and I hope you know how gloriously Not Okay But Very Okay With That I am…
