the rats got their spider dna like peter in amazing spider-man 1, thats why they eat bugs. preschool field trip to the museum of radioative spiders gone horribly wrong /j




#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

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the rats got their spider dna like peter in amazing spider-man 1, thats why they eat bugs. preschool field trip to the museum of radioative spiders gone horribly wrong /j
I want to make a post about all the reasons I’m not coping well right now, but I’m struggling to word.
Bullet list version:
My grandfather is dying of cancer and no one aside from my mom, my dad, and I seem to give even one single shit
We’re in the middle of a pandemic (which my full time job revolves around)
My dad is about to have skin cancer removed (more aggressive than the last skin cancer he had removed)
My doctor wants me to get checked for an ovarian cyst and frankly I think there’s a pretty solid chance I’m gonna end up getting diagnosed with PCOS
I’ve developed a motor tic where I smack myself in the face and I’ve never had tics before (I think that’s probably not technically true, but it’s just an unobtrusive one where I blink a lot) and it’s giving me anxiety that I’m Faking It (and also it kind of hurts)
I'm not sure what you'd like to write genre or fandom wise but dialog Prompt "Are you warm enough?" for requests? 🐍
bro i'll legit write anything like send me x reader requests and if i know the character i'll do em
"Jesus Christ, Dick. How is it so cold in your house?" Rain asked, rubbing his arms through his jacket.
Dick laughed, leaning in to press a kiss to Rain's forehead. "Sorry Rain, my heater broke a while back...Why don't you grab a few blankets and we can cuddle and watch a movie?"
Rain puffed his cheeks out, thinking. "Fine." He said after a while, "I'm picking a Disney movie though."
"Fine by me, cutie." Dick responded, making some food for the couple's impromptu movie night. "You still like PB and Honey, right?"
Rain chuckled. "You know me far too well, babe." He paused, processing Dick's words. "And knock it off with the pet names! I'm not cute! I'm a detective! I solve murder cases and talk to drug dealers! I'm tougher then you!"
"Yeah, sure thing..." Dick turned around, holding two plates. "Cuite~"
Rain crossed his arms, looking at the television. "We're watching Up." He said, annoyance clear in his tone.
"But it's so sad at the beginning! C'mon babe, pick something else?" Dick asked, his voice sounding like a half-done whine.
"Fine, but stop calling me cutie." Rain muttered, pulling his boyfriend close to him.
Dick grinned, a glint of mischief in his eyes.
"No, Dick. Stop planning what you're planning."
Dick only smiled more, getting closer to Rain.
"Oh c'mon, Dick! I just want some peace for one second!"
Dick grabbed Rain's face and pulled it close to him, peppering kisses everywhere he could, making Rain erupt into giggles.
"St- Oh my god, stop! Dick no!" Rain's pitiful attempts to stop Dick were all in vain, nothing could stop his boyfriend from loving him.
After a few good minutes of laughter and love, Dick pulled away. "Hi." He whispered, staring into Rain's eyes.
Rain sighed softly, looking back at Dick. "Hi, you nerd. Are we going to watch Cinderella or what?"
"Cinderella? The original?" Dick asked, unable to keep the smile off his face.
"What else?"
Dick smiled, grabbing the remote. "I love you, Rain."
Rain smiled back. "I love you too, Dick"
Just before Dick startes the movie, he leaned in close to his boyfriend'a ear. "Hey baby?" He asked.
"What is it now?" Rain asked tiredly, messing with the hem of the blanket.
"Are you warm enough now?"
Rain held onto Dick's arm, using it as a pillow. "Yeah babe, I'm good."
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i just had the most vivid and realistic dream about being released from prison ??
k nvm he just said he sided with the farmers ok thank it's bad enough he's a fucking landlord for british nobility RIP Irish Revolutionary Heart