“give me a minute, give me a kiss”

mags. 28. she/her. this is a love letter to every girl i’ve ever been and the girl i am right now.

[brianharoldbae]

well, it happened. i have started writing shitty poetry in my notes app

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[free-my-mindd]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[isawken]

june vision board

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[annamouglalis]

this subtext sneaks up on you like a piano down the stairs

[ozempicofficial]

[brianharoldbae]

saw a pic of my body from 7 years ago and now i’m having a nervous breakdown

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[brianharoldbae]

genuinely caring about your job in late stage capitalism is embarrassing

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[brianharoldbae]

when my ex broke up with me and we moved out of our apartment, i took a random bag full of cords that belonged to him 😈

[brianharoldbae]

“Come on.”

“Relax, I’m all out of breath, give me a minute, give me a kiss,” he said.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.