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How to boil pasta

Step 1: put water in a pot Step2: put pasta in pot Step 3:wait a fucking second you put the pasta in before boiling? Step 4: think about how your life is so sad that you can even fucking boil pasta right Step 5: back to the microwave I guess

#how do you fuck up boiling pasta #by being me that's how #*AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*#anyway I guess I'll see if it turns out okay #my mom said it just takes longer but how do you fuck up pasta lmao

*Whispers* Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Don’t you mean Pokito?

#*AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*#grey fucks

Aw man better watch out

This guy is a KILLER with pick-up lines!

#*audience laughter*#sks #the joke is Vash is a serial killer...#Jon stagg #vash park

PUT ME NEXT TO A BABY GOAT

THEN WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL KID IS

#*audience laughter*

i dropped my birth control pill no one have sex with me tonight

#*audience laughter*

saying on here that i don't like jennifer lawrence feels so good

#my mutuals have been broken with most thg blogs so i feel it's more safe now #remember when i was a thg blog #*audience laughter*

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can you imagine a sitcom set during the bubonic plague era— like it’s about something completely different like shop owners or early astronomers or w/e but you know the plague is happening too

It's actually an idea I want to explore in a sketch once I start taking sketch writing classes because the idea is hilarious to me.

#like #mom they're going to quarantine me #*audience laughter*#*executive producer chuck lorre*

#ooc #out of despair #the anime is basically already dangan ronpa abridged so i dunno #*audience laughter*#i didn't enjoy it too muh i think

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