☭ x 1v1 no mods fox only.
* but i only main pichu
Battle Intro:
* just couldn’t wait until the weekend, huh?* all right.* but i’ll be counting on an intermission.
Victory:
* you know. sometimes it’s nice to have someone call you out on being lazy.* even if that’s the furthest from the truth.
Half HP:
[* sans is looking strained. dodging this much is hard on him. ]* hey come on,* is this because i called you will.i.am?
Low HP:
[* sans is sweating. his smile is struggling to stay on. ]* ok, ok* maybe i’ll concede that bill and ted’s excellent adventure isn’t exactly modern art
Defeat:
[* sans coughs and lies flat on his back. ]* somebody once told me* that i was gonna roll me...
Death:
[* his eyes are empty. ]
* guess you didn’t want to split the profits, huh.[* he fades. ]
Assist:
* if you can’t trust yourself,* who can you trust?
Taunt:
* wish i had some donuts.* it’d go well with all this dunkin’.
Reacting to Taunt:
* that’s fair.* i guess i better get serious.
Flee:
* almost time for my break.* gotta beat the rush.
Reacting to Flee:
* no hard feelings.* i’d be embarrassed about getting owned by the ‘dog vendor, too.
Tie:
* i’m just impressed we both had the energy for this.
Perfect Victory:
* maybe i could have given you a warning.* you ok, pal?
Low HP Victory:
* i panicked.* itchy trigger finger.
Finishing Move:
* after this i’ll finally become a productive member of society.* tomorrow.
