#*whatislv

[thelaziestbro]

[thelaziestbro]

[thelaziestbro]

* ✧ me up, scotty.

*diamond you up, got it

I would kill you.✧ I would physically hurt you.✧ I would attack you unprovoked.✧ I would manipulate you.✧ I dislike you.✧ You annoy me.✧ You scare me.✧ You intimidate me.✧ I hope I intimidate you.✧ I pity you.✧ You disgust me.✧ I hate you.✧ I’m indifferent toward you.✧ I’d like to get to know you better.✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you.✧  I’m unsure what to think of you.✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you.✧ You are my friend.✧ You are my best friend.✧ You are my mentor.✧ I look up to you.✧ I respect you.✧ You are my hero.✧ You inspire me.✧ You are my enemy.✧ You make me happy. (you send me memes and that’s great)✧ I want to protect you.✧ I would fight by your side.✧ I consider you an equal.✧ I think you are beneath me.✧ I think you are above me.✧ I would lie for you.✧ I would lie to you.✧ I would sleep with you.✧ I would sleep by your side. (friends who nap together stay together)✧ I would hug you.✧ I would kiss you.✧ You are family to me.✧ I would die for you.✧ I would kill for you.✧ I would trust you with my life.✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging.✧ I would trust you with a secret.✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret.✧ I love you (platonically).✧ I love you (romantically).

[thelaziestbro]

* we’re friends, guy

[thelaziestbro]

* whatislv talking about the hogfather just made me open my mouth all wide * and hold my breath for at least 8 seconds * it's turtles all the way down

[thxlaziestbro]

☭ x 1v1 no mods fox only.

* but i only main pichu

Battle Intro: 

* just couldn’t wait until the weekend, huh?* all right.* but i’ll be counting on an intermission.

Victory:

* you know. sometimes it’s nice to have someone call you out on being lazy.* even if that’s the furthest from the truth.

Half HP:

[* sans is looking strained. dodging this much is hard on him. ]* hey come on,* is this because i called you will.i.am?

Low HP:

[* sans is sweating. his smile is struggling to stay on. ]* ok, ok* maybe i’ll concede that bill and ted’s excellent adventure isn’t exactly modern art

Defeat:

[* sans coughs and lies flat on his back. ]* somebody once told me* that i was gonna roll me...

Death:

[* his eyes are empty. ]

* guess you didn’t want to split the profits, huh.[* he fades. ]

Assist:

* if you can’t trust yourself,* who can you trust?

Taunt:

* wish i had some donuts.* it’d go well with all this dunkin’.

Reacting to Taunt:

* that’s fair.* i guess i better get serious.

Flee:

* almost time for my break.* gotta beat the rush.

Reacting to Flee:

* no hard feelings.* i’d be embarrassed about getting owned by the ‘dog vendor, too.

Tie:

* i’m just impressed we both had the energy for this.

Perfect Victory:

* maybe i could have given you a warning.* you ok, pal?

Low HP Victory:

* i panicked.* itchy trigger finger.

Finishing Move: 

* after this i’ll finally become a productive member of society.* tomorrow.

[thelaziestbro]

* i want to challenge will.i.am over here but

* i got a feeling

* that tonight is not a good night

* not a good night

* not a good good night

* for slither.io

[thelaziestbro]