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Gotta say I love watching those adventure shows with my parents. It's like:

TV: "They'll be swimming with sharks 😱😱😱"

TV: *Shows sharks*

Parents, both divers: "Aww, they're nurse sharks. They're basically pets 🤗."

#Yes even nurse sharks can bit but they don't pray on human sized animals so unless you provoke them #You'll be fine #Heck an angry cow is probably more likely to kill you than a nurse shark will ever be #For the record: nurse sharks mostly feed on mollusks crabs and the occasional fish #*bite #*prey

I am not in “ignore the trash in my notes” mode today 😂

#I’m in bit back mode and I hate terfs and fatphobes with every fiber of my being #*bite

AAAAA GOTTA GO BESTAYS, GOODNIGHT SLEEP TIGHT HOPE SHIRATORIZAZWA DON’T BIGHT

#*bite #goodnights w ellie!! <3

hey santa, i've been a good [GENDER REDACTED] this year, so if i could have ooooone wish, maybe we can follow up on this... perhaps something that starts with D and ends with E

#yaps #considered posting to twitter but i dont want to risk getting banned #listen can karma bit at least ONE of these old toads in the ass #*bite

Aly. What are your thoughts on candy corn?

Love it. Phenomenal. Amazing incredible show-stopping never-been-done-before

#I think it stems from my innate desire to take a whomping bit out of a candle #*bite #mmmm mmmm yum #objectively yeah they’re disgusting but I love them #jo tag #asks

Ready for next season of DW to Fuck Me Up

#doctor who #i love dying and being dead #bring on Angsty Thirteen #bring on ‘i will not have a murderer on my ship’ coming back to bige #*bite #dont touch graham or ill kill u

Seeing Ardyns face activates my fight or flight response jesus christ

#i would block the tag #but lots of people do mixmatched photosets where hes like #included in one(1) photo so i gotta bute the bullet and just mentally blur him out hskshsisgshssj #*bite #same w verstael #is that how u spell it???#nasty fucking vibes; gives me the chills #hes so....gross and sleazy lookin....#maybe i should block him...........

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