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notsostillman replied to your post:
YOU DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME A SLOTH! YOU COULDN’T EVEN GIVE ME YOUR HIDDEN BLADE! LIKE WOW! WORST BOYFRIEND EVER
YOU SAID YOU HATED SLOTHS. IT'S NOT EVEN MY HIDDEN BLADE, YOU GAVE IT TO ME. [ POINT COMPLETELY FLIES OVER HIS HEAD, OF COURSE. ] I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME.
"You know, my only wish this holiday season is that they play Taps over my desecrated corpse (still in Abstergo) on Christmas. Oh, and if it isn't too much trouble? Giving me a proper funeral works."
Every single one of them. Is that pirate your ancestor, too? 'Cause I'm gonna gut him.
I’d be cautious about testing it out on Connor.
And — I don’t even know that guy. I’m pretty sure he beats Ezio up for kicks, though? So yeah. He’s fair game.
[ I hope you weren't planning on leaving that bathroom any time soon, because guess who just barricaded you into it and has absolutely no intention of letting you leave any time soon. T h i s guy. ]
Wait, wh —[ CUE THE DOOR SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMing shut. ]
"Alex. Alex. You have five seconds before I kick the door down.”
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) HE DOOOOOOOOOOO.
… … … … . [ JUST LAUGHS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME??? PRETEND THERE’S INSPIRATIONAL ELEVATOR MUSIC IN THE BG OR SOMETHING. ]
“But seriously. You’re like, seven or something. I don’t roll that way.”
( ・_・ヾ ) Do he got the bootay?
