Ok but ACTUALLY HOW HAVE I WRITTEN 37k IN THIS MONTH ALONE-
this is insane for me wtf
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Ok but ACTUALLY HOW HAVE I WRITTEN 37k IN THIS MONTH ALONE-
this is insane for me wtf
Sometimes my brain goes —
✨Loki✨
sidditity sid
or
shittitity sid
BOTH
Tiger balm bitch made me laugh so much
Love that alliteration
tiger balm bitch has an awesome ring to it like,, imagine that as a band name ???
“theydies and gentlefucks, give it up for...”
TIGER BALM BITCH
What was your old au GlitchShift about?
WOW I have not thought about GlitchShift in literally forever?? But what a refreshing question! :D
Although be warned, it’s a bit of a long explanation to make any sense and I can’t exactly do that thing Ppl do when they want to collapse and hide long word counts on mobile!
So!! GS was pretty much me wanting an excuse for some Sans Angst and also a way to combine a theory of mine, haha. It started with the question, “what if the Fundamental Essential Laws of a universe began to break down due to too much bending, thanks to Frisk’s RESETs?”
Now, this would assume a number of things; that Frisk is an asshole, for one, who doesn’t mind murdering all of their one-time friends for the chance at discovering absolutely all there is to know about the Underground. Another assumption would be that Sans definitely, indubitably remembers RESETs.
So, what happens if a universe - in this instance the word universe referring to an AU - begins to breakdown with timespace going a bit wonky? Think of it as... well, Shiny Timelines appearing with more frequency before the inevitable hard reboot! (Sort of like shiny Pokemon, haha - something might be off, like dialogue, or the color of someone’s hair. Imagine seeing a white-haired Undyne, or red-scaled Alphys!)
So Frisk RESETs way more in an effort to see all the variations — and I’m imagining that physically, they’re at least 12. Who knows about mentally/emotionally after all their RESETing, that’s probably up to your own imagination! — which, while certainly brings up Variations, is also a Very Bad Idea; cue one too many RESET, and the universe reboots like an overworked computer! The result? Bye-bye Undertale AU variant, hello Underfell.
I think you can guess where I’m going with this!
So yeah, the cycle starts all over again; Frisk wants to find out EVERYTHING about their new universe, although in the original drafts for this entire AU it read like an attempted but ultimately failed Timeline Fixit Fanfic in that Frisk and Sans ultimately had to give redoing their lives a go lmao.
As an aside, Sans on his end is freaking out regardless because new universe?? No one he knows is the same, at all?? Sans Is Freaking Out??? A too nice guy, like any regular UT native in UF, Does Not Handle A Kill Or Be Killed Society Well. (Is this also a bad Bro au starting Papyrus as the natural bad bro considering Underfell’s typical rep? Well...)
So yeah: Sans remembers both Undertale and Underfell, and it seriously fucks with him lmao. It’s just his luck that the cycle begins again with Frisk by the time they appear; though since it’s been quite a few years by this point, Sans is certainly more than a fair bit agressive and active in Trying To Get Frisk To Stop!
(Though if he succeeded, there wouldn’t be anymore to say. =) )
So, Sans tries to Agressively Persuage Frisk to stop. Does it work? Not in the slightest! What’s a bit of death and pain to someone who can just go back along the timeline and try, try again? So the whole Shiny Timeline Incidents, UF version happens after a great deal of Timeline Murder on both sides here, to Frisk’s immense frustration. Sans c’mon it’s all in the name of science, Frisk probably says at some point. Kid what in the actual hell, Sans would reply if they did.
Anyways, anyways!! There’s plenty of fun details to be had on both and, but the obvious conclusion is this; Underswap can, will, and DOES eventually occur. And you know what, Sans decides fuck it. He misses Bro 1.0, he’s Tired[tm], and the role is a Sans in this Au is obvious, so he decides to quite clearly embrace his role here. It’s certainly not the worst coping mechanism, though probably still not the healthiest considering that a bunch of Denial going on!
But then Chara’s there instead of Frisk, and Chara’s an actual kid in the way Frisk hasn’t been for years.
That’s really as far as I ever got in planning GlitchShift, haha — it mostly boiled down to Timeline Shenanigans and Trauma, Trauma, Trauma!!
Anyways, Anon, thanks for the ask — sorry if the details of GlitchShift are a disappointment or anything, but it took me a hot second to remember which AU of mine this is and I ended up writing an entire textbook over it! 😅
I hope you don’t mind me asking but do you still do rp? Xx
((OOC: I mean, the issue with this is the “still” part lol I’ve never rp’d a huge amount, I just basically don’t have enough patience for the time it takes to do it on my own much. I really enjoy seeing what you all come up with though, it’s super fun to see how everyone has developed and the new faces that have joined the community.But when there’s something fun and it’s with people I know I’m going to have a great time doing it with - I’m game :) So, having said all that - and you might want to sit down for this - you will actually be seeing me rp a decent amount over the next couple of months *finger guns* xx))
crepuscular // dawn & lucas
@yugurex
Dawn thumbs through her pile of mail, accumulated from weeks of procrastination. She sorts them, chucking advertisement pamphlets and filing tax forms. There are a few personal letters here and there; one from her aunt in Alola, one from Cynthia, and a few from her parents. There were also a couple of postcards--scattered snapshots from Lucas, Barry and Julian--some bent, some chipped at the corners. She sifts through them and spots a print of a night sky peeking at her. Immediately she snatches it up, flips it and skims the scribbled handwriting--undoubtedly Julian’s.
Mossdeep Space Center: New Planetarium This postcard admits two to a premier show in Mossdeep Planetarium. thought you would enjoy this. bring a friend. see ya soon! -Julian
Dawn smiles, flipping the postcard fondly. Though a pain in the ass sometimes, her brother’s probably the person who knows her the best. She fishes out her phone, shooting her brother a quick thank you, then opening up Lucas’ contact.
<Busy for the next few days? If not, we should hang. Got tickets for a planetarium show in Mossdeep.>
She tosses her phone onto the bed, then pulls out her summer clothes from a drawer. Shirts, shorts and tank-tops join her phone on the mattress, covering the galaxy print of her comforter. She hasn’t been this impatient or excited for a while.
thursday today ??? en-o’clock day ???? enha ice skating day ????!??!?!