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Unpopular opinion white chocolate fucks

#yes im eating a whole ass bag of white choco eggz #*eggs

Tonight I dreamt that I was a fae dragon and that I was guarding twelve (?) elemental eggs (something felt special about them, I couldn’t really tell what tho. Ancient breed eggs?). I protected them agains some enemies using awesome wind powers and then one of the eggs hatched.

The hatchling had the beak of a humminbird.

#flight rising #this was my very first flight rising dream #it was awesome and I felt badass #I really want to be a dragon #sigh #why twelve elemental aggs tho #*eggs #dreams man #everything makes sense while you're dreaming but when u wake up you're all wtf man

Question for The Americans: when you hide the eggs, how do they not melt?

#I'm assuming they are chocolate egged #*eggs #bc if they are not then how do they not crack and make a mess????#text

BLAZE IT

#HA!!! AHAHA #i wsnna cook ds #*eggs #eat sat eat dat eat smeat #noo those.were all supposss ti be eat...#wtf is smeat.......#Personal #danie ranblsz #rambles #wait no #danie rambles #therr

If anyone wants a baby gible let me know

#Pokemon bdsp #I'm breeding misdreavus atm but I have a few gible aggs left over #*eggs

All these girls saying how periods are beautiful and magical and all that crap. Like I see it a violation from my own body. I do not wish to child right now you don’t have to make me bleed for 4 days straight damn it.

#periods suck major eghs #*eggs #They’re fuckinh painful #They’re annoying and make you feel incredibly uncomfortable #So no susan periods are not beautiful #They are hell #Ps: I would like to child but like I still have at least one more decade to go before I even think on that #Christ

"tori's inviting everyone over for this human holiday. *heh. *i guess we'll clean up these eggs some other time.

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