i'm selling these fine leather jackets

sans / 29 / skeleton (played by hebby) (follows back from the-gretast)

[thelaziestbro]

* hey buddy, i think you’re lost. you’re looking for my cool brother, i’m just his manager. 

* but hey, while you’re here, why don’t you check out the rules? 

[thelaziestbro]

* no offense but

* the customer is often wrong.

[thelaziestbro]

* why is this still getting notes. help.

[thelaziestbro]

* why

[thelaziestbro]

* noooooooooo

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[thelaziestbro]

* please... i’m so tired.

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[cute-animals-only]

[pyrrhics]

long guy

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

[mentalhealth]

Sorry I Flaked on Our Plans and Took Four Days to Respond to Your Text Messages, I’m Really Depressed and Forgot How to Be a Person, a memoir

followed by

Mental Health Issues Are Not an Excuse to Be a Shitty Friend and I’m Working On It, the sequel

[schmergo]

Ah yes, the three genders

[askbabybones]

I LOVE TRAINING WITH SANS!!! I HAVEN’T GOTTEN HIT ONCE!

(( guest are by the incomparable and flawless @nhaingen!!! ))

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No probert Robert

[dxntloseurhead]

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

[siliconcat]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

i’ve heard a lot of people talk about the EXCELLENT potential of a high intelligence/low wisdom dnd character (i.e. an brilliant academic who keeps setting their dumb ass on fire because they always store their wand in their back pocket)

but i’ve not seen any posts about the equal potential of a high wis/low int character (i.e. someone incredibly perceptive who gives deep and meaningful reassurance to their friends and then 5 minutes later asks what a can opener is)

[briarpatch-kids]

[bedsafely]

just let the skeleton rest for pity’s sake

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