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Darren,

We’ve been together for the past three Valentine’s Days. Do you know how much clearance chocolate we’ve bought together over those four years? Yeah, I can’t even imagine that number, either. You’re going to get spoiled today since you spoil me every other day of the year with these matching Egyptian cotton robes and a nice, warm, bubble bath together later tonight — maybe you can even slip into those adorable boxers, too.

But before any of those shenanigans can happen tonight you’re going to need your energy to keep up with everything (and I’m not talking about the relaxing bath) so I thought these cute heart shaped house items would be good for the both of us. You know we’re adults when we buy practical — but cute — items for the house on holidays. Don’t even think about getting out of bed this morning because you’re getting a breakfast in bed with heart shaped eggs and waffles with all the fruit and whipped cream you can imagine. Why should you have to choose between eggs and waffles?!

Then later on tonight with the bath we can indulge in these chocolate covered strawberries with a nice bottle of red wine in the tub. After everything that you’ve done for me these past three, almost four, years you deserve all of this and more, baby. I love you so damn much.

And thank you for putting up with my crazy ass.

Your Valentine, Stef

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DARREN!

Listen, babe. I don’t even know how this year turned into another Harry Potter themed Christmas—it just happened. What can I say? Every single time I’m shopping and stumble across something Harry Potter it instantly makes me think of you, and well... I’m sure we’re going to be having a lot of fun playing this board game. We have to make sure to light the butterbeer candle (I’ll be sure to look up a recipe on how to make a copycat drink, too) while we’re playing the game.

Of course, I don’t think we can go one year without getting each other gummy bears. That’s pretty much mandatory at this point and I promise I won’t steal some this year. And no, I swear my fingers aren’t crossed behind my back. Maybe. I know we all have phones to take pictures now and that Polaroids might be a little bit outdated, but I thought you might like taking pictures of the kids — or anything or anyone you want! — and having an actual photograph in your hands to love and cherish forever.

I love you, baby. Merry Christmas.

P.S You’ll find a nice pair of mismatched fuzzy socks in your stocking from Santa if you go look. Santa knows everything.

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Happy Father's Day, Dare!,

I was about to tell you how amazing your first Father's Day is, but then I realized... this is your second Father's Day and I bet you're trying to wrap that around your mind just like I am right now. Where has the time gone? You've been the best dad to these two, I can't even put into words how much all three of us love you. Today is the day where you're going to sit back, relax, and do whatever you want to do; except maybe with a few diaper changes along the way. Not so different from any other day, but you know. Today's your day and you get to do whatever the hell you want.

Alright, alright. I know you'll deny ever being 'hangry' but that just so happens to be the title of the box full of snacks. I thought you would appreciate it when you're traveling, or just need a small box of pick me ups, so I hope you like it. The shirt is self explanatory, but I think everyone needs to know you're the best dad in the entire galaxy. Sorry, guys. See, I'm not telling you that you have to shave, but I figured when you do want to that you should have some options for grooming. Whether you want to shave for the summer to be cooler, or leave it for awhile, this beard kit will do the trick. But the Bears oil smells goddamn amazing. And if you do want to shave, I got this beard hair catcher that you wrap around your neck and use the suction cups to stick to the mirror. No more nagging for clean up, right? Right.

The last two presents are from Lennon and Amore. Lennon helped me pick out that bib (selfish kid, shh) but I thought it was pretty hilarious. He has good tastes in gifts. Amore helped pick out this shirt, too, well... she mainly made grabby hands like her brother. Still adorable as fuck. I hope you know we love you so, so, much and that you're the best dad in the world. Never change. We love you.

Love, Stef, Amore, & Lennon

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To my amazing husband,

Happy 1st anniversary, Dare. Where the hell has the time gone? I still can’t believe we’ve been married for a year now. It seems like just yesterday we were running around like chickens with our heads cut off preparing for the wedding, I believe right about now we would have been getting ready with your brother bringing you to the beach and me, well—me with my head in the hotel room’s toilet (your son is still grounded for that). Looking back, I wouldn’t change a single thing about that day because in the end all that mattered was being with you. All the excitement in the air over bringing the two of us together for the rest of our lives, and now we’re actually living that day to day with our little family. You deserve the entire world and more for putting up with me but... I know you’d say you have everything you already need and more, so it was quite tough deciding what to get the man who already has everything.

You can have fun playing this custom Star Wars guitar while you and your brother go out on tour with your new project. Because come on, I know you’re both going to go out there on the road; maybe just when I get back from my own tour. Have I mentioned we’re both crazy? But now you can be the crazy one rocking the stage with this guitar and maybe, just maybe, think of me while you’re out there. Did you know that the 1st wedding anniversary is the paper anniversary? Yup. I looked it up. The modern theme is clocks, so I decided to get you one traditional and one modern gift based on that, too. I hope you like them. Plus... coffee mug. Y’know. For actual coffee that I promise I won’t nag you about. Cross my heart.

There aren’t enough moments within one second to express how much I love you. You are my strength and I don’t know what I would do without you. Happy anniversary, baby. To many more to come. I love you.

Love, Stefani

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