To my amazing husband,
Happy 1st anniversary, Dare. Where the hell has the time gone? I still can’t believe we’ve been married for a year now. It seems like just yesterday we were running around like chickens with our heads cut off preparing for the wedding, I believe right about now we would have been getting ready with your brother bringing you to the beach and me, well—me with my head in the hotel room’s toilet (your son is still grounded for that). Looking back, I wouldn’t change a single thing about that day because in the end all that mattered was being with you. All the excitement in the air over bringing the two of us together for the rest of our lives, and now we’re actually living that day to day with our little family. You deserve the entire world and more for putting up with me but... I know you’d say you have everything you already need and more, so it was quite tough deciding what to get the man who already has everything.
You can have fun playing this custom Star Wars guitar while you and your brother go out on tour with your new project. Because come on, I know you’re both going to go out there on the road; maybe just when I get back from my own tour. Have I mentioned we’re both crazy? But now you can be the crazy one rocking the stage with this guitar and maybe, just maybe, think of me while you’re out there. Did you know that the 1st wedding anniversary is the paper anniversary? Yup. I looked it up. The modern theme is clocks, so I decided to get you one traditional and one modern gift based on that, too. I hope you like them. Plus... coffee mug. Y’know. For actual coffee that I promise I won’t nag you about. Cross my heart.
There aren’t enough moments within one second to express how much I love you. You are my strength and I don’t know what I would do without you. Happy anniversary, baby. To many more to come. I love you.
Love, Stefani
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