Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have. Kisame gets to raise kid with him. All good.

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Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have. Kisame gets to raise kid with him. All good.
katzirra replied to your post: “katzirra replied to your post: “Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets...”:
Gosh though, they'd try to be wingmen so hard and just Itachi always shooting them and their attempts down I'm sure. Which would only fuel their ???????? when noticing he's got a LOOK and an AIR about him that suggest EMOTIONS ARE GOING ON... Gosh. What a good little family unit though...
Like Shisui and Izumi would have to physically drag him to dates. Fuckin, I’m Smad, Kisame is so a date /Sasuke/ sets up and Itachi can’t say no to him.
They such a good family unit though. Itachi going to emot so hard and Shisui and Izumi are going to be all ??? !!!!
katzirra replied to your post: “Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have....”:
Also just... fuckin' -scoots over here into your lap and crosses my arms- 'Aunty' Izumi and Uncle Shisui though. And Shisui teaching kiddos the WORST THINGS that Itachi is just all "DON'T...... WHY. WHY DID..." but Shisui is SO all about god DAMNIT these kids are gonna be better than you were about being damn KIDS, Itachi I SWEAR. Like they'll have common sense ONLY BEING HALF YOU, YOU BRAT. Itachi just the most soft huffs...
Shisui stomping his foot all “Your kids are going to be kids, Itachi-chan, I swear it. They are going to have nice childhoods if it is the last thing I do.”
Itachi is so huffy at Shisui forever. While Izumi is just laughing her ass off because good, please teach the Tiny Tachis to have friends and fun.
katzirra replied to your post: “Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have....”:
Soft yells in the distance.... That's... honestly like that's kind of sweet tbh...?? Like Izumi is his friend growing up despite anything? And like, him returning or rejecting her feelings I'd feel like they'd still be friends, and close ones at that?? Like... he, her and Shisui would all be that little close-knit sibling family I feel? And I feel like there's a defensiveness over him because HE'S OUR TACHI~ but also like the strive of STARRY EYES, TACHI LIKES SOMEONE??
katzirra replied to your post: “Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have....”:
Like, they'd both SHIT to see him mildly showing interest in ANYONE you know? Kisame or not. Like... knowing him so long and how oblivious or just plain disinterested and such with romance as he is... I mean people in general actually... Him acknowledging INTRIGUE in another person would be like "What can we do to help? What can we do for you?? This is also important to us." and that's... a really endearing though to me on this note like... huff puff...
katzirra replied to your post: “Okay but Surrogate Izumi. Itachi gets kid he’s obligated to have....”:
LIKE JUST IZUMI OFF HAND MENTIONING THIS KINDA OFFER AT SOME POINT IS REALLY SWEET THOUGH... REGARDLESS WHO BECAUSE JUST... I can see that LOOK on Itachi's face and her comment, it's the kinda dango scene all over again of him denying the thought or whatever and her picking up on it... Gosh.
Gosh, Shisui and Izumi with the most gossipy voices all “Tachi likes someone~?” Fuckin, gosh, damn, gosh, Kisame do you pick up calling Itachi Tachi from these two dorks.
Like, these two being honestly invested in Itachi getting other friends let alone a romantic one. Just, man, do you think these two would try to set him up on blind dates and what not?
Izumi very casually mentioning that if Itachi ever wants a kid she’s game for it even if it isn’t /with/ her. Like, she would still be in the child’s life because she would still be in Itachi’s life but Izumi would always be auntie. And Itachi fluttering and laughing because “I don’t have anyone right now.” and Izumi just shrugging because she wants Itachi to know it is /always/ on the table. Because she knows how he looks at kids when they go the park and they’re that age where a friend had a baby or whatnot and Izumi /knows/ it is on Itachi’s mind.
the night is still young and the alcohols got everyone loose 👀
its the end for term so you we had to have a party 🥳