#*jozsef

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welcome back og jozsef you stupid bastard

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Okay okay if I'm remembering correctly your Durge boy isn't actually Durge but is just a Bhaalist? 👃👂💐 pleeeaaaaase

Piping Hot OC asks EEE thank you for the ask!! He's actually canonically Durge! My friend's OC who I ship him with is named Naressa (belongs to @uldren-sov) and she's the Bhaalist who is like his right hand and also Chosen.

👃 : Does your OC smell good? Do they have a signature scent?

NO. He's a freak who enjoys RANK ass smells. Blood, sweat, rotten meat, musk and grime during his days in the cult🤢 but anymore after the tadpolening and he's been domesticated? Still smells like sweat and musk and grime hauling around in heavy armor, blood on his favorite days when he gets to play attack dog on a leash and kill someone but at least he learned how to clean up! So on his good days maybe some dry water from the riverbank smells that linger on his clothes. Maybe even some charcoal from when he applies his edgy ass make-up lol.

👂 : Does your OC have an attractive voice?

YES!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 It's definitely remained his canon voice for me. I've always loved listening to his little durge lines when running around. Link to tumblr post in case video doesn't load properly.

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

Annoy you to death. Follows and pesters and finds whatever button he can press to stir a reaction, bad or good, so long as he has your attention. Will kill for you pleaselethimkillforyou. #ActsofServiceKing

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manic pixie nightmare dream girl <3 jozsef has been on the brain so much lately getting back into touchstarved and i am reminded of this lovely artfight piece last year that the lovely moot @ebelcities did!!

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super cayoot valentine piccrew thing floating around so i had to do it for the main lil ocs w/ @uldren-sov <3 polycule at the top: Erzsy ♡ Samir /// Erzsy ♡ Ethanael /// Ethanael ♡ Samir lower row: Tomaj ♡ Mat /// Naressa ♡ Jozsef /// Ethanael ♡ Mat

Main \ F/F vers \ M/M vers

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2 9 13 20 for Them. Our freaks <3

EEY ty bb!! YAY to these two finally having a lil pic together!! <3

JOZSEF -- ASK MEME

2. Is your muse monogamous? 

Yes....? For the most part lol. However, he was never beholden to anyone his entire life in the cult. The particular lifestyle of Bhaal's Chosen meant he had whoever he wanted, how many, whenever, however. That "itch" so to speak still lingers post-tadpole where his eyes are keen to wander for his personal entertainment but it can be easily sated by lousy tavern threesomes with her if she wanted or even if she indulges in the fantasy that excites him enough lol. I'm sure she knows how to play into his far more jealous and possessive nature to reel back his old desires and focus more on her. 😋

9. How physically affectionate is your muse with their partner?

SO very affectionate. Just speaking purely from post-tadpole he's always following after Naressa, always in her space like a damn DOG at the heel of their master, always yapping his damn mouth at her because he loves talking and she actually listens to him lmao unlike anyone else in the party. He loves stealing little teasing touches when he knows he can get away with it, throwing flirty looks and smirks, loves to help brush and braid her hair at camp, etc.

13. What personality trait/type does your muse find most attractive?

HE LOVES 'EM COLD, MEAN AND VIOLENT. Pre-tadpole when Naressa is generally detached and unimpressed by his efforts, violent towards him, etc it keeps him on his toes. Afterall, there are very, very few who would stand up against him, let alone reject his pursuits when he wants them so when Naressa is brazen enough to do so? There is no limit to how far he will go in his eagerness to please (or worse) once his sights are set on her. It's all the more rewarding when he can finally learn just how to get under her skin (literally too<3) and knows what exactly makes her vulnerable and even, gasp, earn an affection.

I'd say post tadpole he's still very much attracted to this sort of personality type and your gal Synne was very dangerously close to being the person he was about to latch onto the more she "encouraged" his behaviors 😃 until Naressa caught his interest more soon after. Though he might've learned quickly Synne wasn't nearly violent enough to his tastes. She had 2/3 though.

20. Does your muse like pet names? Do they like calling their partner pet names?

I don't think so but whatever Naressa wants she can have. if she wants to be called sweetheart he will call her sweetheart. If she wants be babygirl she is. If she wants to be "The Moon of his Starless Night" or some weird attempt at poetic romance like that he would call her as such.

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This is a callout post to how problematic Jozsef is. he needs to get canceled!!!! I'm not sitting by while he just gets a free pass. (Lov that mans smsm. call him my problematic fave)

PROBLEMATIC OC ASK - JOZSEF

Oh boy, you can't have a durge oc without them being problematic LOL so here we go:

leads a murder cult as bhaal's chosen and favorite demigod prodigy!! 😊💖

LOVES to host orgies and sacrificial rituals on sunday nights

bathes in a pool of blood often. he swears it's really good for his skincare routine 🩸

likes to make human effigies bc 1) he thinks it's entertaining 2) to hang as trophies on his wall and 3) likes to gift it as a love token to impress his gf naressa

takes enjoyment out of torture and humilating ppl

hates orin 💔😔

he is NOT a #feminist. im sorry women. execute this man.

prone to impulsivity and has a mercurial temperament

there is no equal to him, he just thinks he owns you and/or is above you !! a true narcissist!!

it isn't romance to him unless stabbing and scars is involved

is a cannibal (but only for as a treat / dessert obviously)

has engaged in necrophilia in the past (woops sceleritas fel lore drop lmaoo)

has daddy issues 😬 STAY AWAY‼️‼️‼️

has used his slayer form for more than just killing if u catch my drift 😳

but post-tadpole/redemption arc, not only does he chill out but his red flags are funnier:

will kill for you but also NOT kill for you if you said so (green flag?)

this man has NO filter. thoughts are connected straight to his mouth. he would get cancelled for the shit he says out loud

can't take a fucking hint. when he has a crush he is CONSTANTLY trying to get your attention and pestering you. any reaction, good or bad, is still good in his eyes. (Sorry to your Naressa and Synne lol)

eager to please rabid dog-guy man energies. needs to be put on a short leash and have periods of enrichment (killings) to tame him.

does NAWT know what personal space is. will jetpack naressa despite being way larger than her.

wanted to help minthara win against the druids if it meant getting pussy

experiences pure whimsy and joy when he gets to slam his mace into people's faces while in combat or torture them (the party wonders if he is normal?? 🤨)

wears a kinky collar publicly and without shame. 🤭

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For a dating sim game?? Gotta go with the problematic fave Jozsef or the best girlie Andra ....... or Sergio ...... are multiple pts allowed?

Jozsef is the perf PT for the girlies who love a toxic dynamic. It might be fun to imagine there's two endings for his route. Either you manage to put this rancid evil cult leader on a leash and tame him or you choose the cult ending and become his consort lol. 😈 Either way, he's egotistical, temperamental, possessive and jealous and his route is full of trigger warnings and sexual content LOL.

Andra! Awh, I'm surprised you'd pick her! 🥺💜 Her sensitivity is a virtue but she's quick to shut down if you hurt her feelings in her route so you'd have to be patient and make her feel happy and comfortable! Her route is a slowburn for sure but there's plenty of warm moments of friendship and casual totally-not-dates. Not mentioning to her godhood or anything.

SERGIO!!! Ohhh he's another great pick! 🥰 Dating an alt-rock musician means there's a lot of underground nightlife scenes in his route. Concerts, backstage glimpses, fan interactions and grungy bathrooms, etc etc. But the romance scenes themselves? In his apartment, parks and museums, places where he's taking you out on casual dates to spend time with you and get to know you outside of his all-consuming hobby and career. He's a great listener, super genuine and easygoing. Probably doesn't realize you're into him halfway into the route unless you're very obvious about it lol.

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whatever the fuck these two bhaalists got goin' on thank god it's in containment. they deserve each other. 😳 naressa belongs to @uldren-sov jozsef is mine