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fun idea: it’s fashion amongst the noldor to use only telepathic communication, letting your mouth fade and disappear over millennia. then you can get a sick tattoo over the top.

#idk if this makes sense i just wanted to draw eerie!galadriel with a tattoo asfjd #galadriel #my art #ell.txt #the silmarillion #noldor #*lv*s

Elves as a concept: sexy. Elves as they are actually portrayed: not sexy.

cosigned by @femmefaramir, @gaybaggins and i

#there's at least a 43% chance that one of us wrote this ask sjdkadsf #*lv*s #preach

Is this the real reason behind the elves' hatred of dwarves, then? Envy that the dwarves may live surrounded by dirt the elves so desperately crave, while the elves cannot? Or maybe the dirt found in mountains is of superior quality, and the dwarves hoard it out of pure spite? This raises many further questions...

peter jackson about the hobbit: thranduil was at erebor because uh. there was a shiny necklace for his wife or something

literally anyone with common sense: he was there for the dirt

#god your mind #the library of alexandria couldnt hold a candle to you anon #*lv*s #dwarves #elves eat dirt #thranduil

lotr but every character is played by jeff goldblum

hmmmmmmmmmm. good take but

counter:

all the elves are played by jeff goldblum and everyone else is normal

#good idea anon!#u should have written the script #*lv*s

Let's consider that all elves eat dirt. And we know that elves are pretty immortal. Also, we know that not being entirely hygienic improves your immune system (at least I have heard so lol). Some people always say that "oh let your child just eat that sand. It doesen't do any harm to them". So Elves eat dirt --> their immune system improves --> they live for thousands and thousands of years This theory has no plot holes (Sorry if my english isn't that great)

is this god? is god sending me anons now?

#galaxy brain anon #*lv*s

I'm trying to reread the silmarillion but all I think about is elves eating dirt

slightly unrelated but if the elves in the silmarillion just sat around and ate dirt instead of all that bullshit they put each other through, they would all be a lot happier and less dead

#guess who finally got a copy of the silmarillion so she won't be reading it on a shiitty pdf file #me!!#i will attempt to read the silm once more asdjfkds #no promises though #*lv*s

FUCK,,, THAT MEANS ARWEN WAS IN IT WITH ARAGORN JUST FOR THE DIRT

oh my god.

#oh my g o d #arwen #aragorn #*lv*s

Elves give me big Catholic vibes ,,,,,, I won’t elaborate

as a general Vibe ur right but the mirkwood elves are most definitely heathens ajhfsd

#hhh #*lv*s

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