#*magic hands*

[alienswearglasses]

Maid to be

Universe: Gods and Monsters

Pairing: Hernan Guerra/Kirk Langstrom

Rating: T

WC: 330

Warning: Cross-dressing, this is really silly, I wrote this after I wrote something sad

So I always wanted Hernan in a maid outfit, but my friend wanted Kirk in the costume instead, so this is for you, friend.

“Kirk.”

There was no answer.

“Kirk.” Hernan tried again, and this time Kirk answered with a soft click of heels.

His red gaze glared at the ground for his features were just as bright as those eyes. His hands bunched at the bottom of the skirt, vainly tugging it down. But the more he pulled the front, the more the back hiked up revealing layers of ruffles and the tops of white stockings.

Hernan wanted to cry. He was so beautiful.

“H-Hernan?”

“I’m not crying, I swear.” Hernan sniffed.

“You wanted this!”

“I did – I do. I really do.”

Kirk’s hands knotted in the skirt, still feeling cool air brush against the small length of his exposed thighs. He wanted to cross his legs, but there was Hernan circling him like a shark.

He nearly jumped at the feeling of warm hands coming to encircle his waist and pull him closer.

“This was not part of the deal.”

“But you’re so lovely.”

“Hernan…”

Hernan came to tug at the big white bow of Kirk’s apron.

“Hernan!”

Kirk snapped his fingers in his face. Hernan blinked.

“Wh-what?”

“Hernan, have you made up your mind yet?”

“Maid.. Maid… Made!”

Kirk scoffed, and crossed his arms over a normal shirt. He was not at all in a cute little maid outfit. Hernan was sadly disappointed, but perhaps his imagination could become reality.

Hernan nodded. “Yes, I know what I want.”

“Good, now what’s your bet?”

“I bet it’s a case in the Middle East.” Hernan stated confidently.

“I bet it’s to reprimand you for the ship you sank.”

Hernan scoffed. “No one was in it.”

“It was government property, thus government funds, and held the latest weapon billions went into making.”

“It was not bill—”

“Hernan!”

“Your loss.” Kirk smirked at the sound of Waller’s voice around the corner. “You’ve got laundry duty for a week.”

“Mierda…” Hernan sighed. He supposed it just wasn’t maid to be.

[sheepsiesmunin]

A younger Loome, when she was more filled with hope

[sasshole-for-rent]

Who wants a "tarot" reading?

I thought it would be fun to use a cards against humanity deck and guess what answer they are telling me.

So shoot me three questions in my ask box to see what my "cards" say!

[dentos-wife]

#100% canon #bYE JANE

You know Poli sometimes we are on the same page and other times...

It's as canon as that Poliwhirl being stabbed and dying~

[spatoutofhell]

Headcanon: Back Markings

Vanitas has back markings that are more of the tribal style. They spread over his shoulders and halfway down his back. These are actually markings that he was born with. They increased in size as he grew and he never really payed much mind to the fact that they are there because he forgets that it isn't natural for people to have them. This is something that he has to be reminded of sometimes, being that everyone in his family that was a born demon has back markings, though they each vary depending on the sibling's personality. Vanitas is usually the calm, collected one that is rather rebellious at times and his back markings reflect on that. 

Just because the demon has these markings, however, doesn't mean that he is easily marked nowadays with modern tattoos and whatnot. 

[starbotic]

To all those people from Genericon that started following me and have no idea who these robots are on my blog: I'm sorry.

[bizea]

... did I just write 'massages' instead of 'messages'?