#*mlem*

[thefakeywakey]

Fakey stop licking the screen!

"t-tuuuuB, sssdneeeiiirrrf eerrrraaa ed-diiiisssniii...! ssssdneeeiiiirrrF etsssaaat, e-eeciiiin... yyekaF ss-ssstnaaaw ooot wooonk, taaahw w-wweeen sssdneeeiiiiirrrf et-tssssaaat ekiiiil..." ("But, friends are inside...! Friends taste, nice... Fakey wants to know, what new friends taste like...")

(Nothing to fear, Fakey doesn't wish to eat any of the new friends coming by... smelling and tasting friends comforts Fakey, he simply wishes to learn about all these new friends! ... unfortunately it's a little hard to do that from behind a screen...)

[poorexampleofone]

*mlem*

[legisaskerator]

That thotty tongue out,, mmmf im gay

here’s a comprehensive list of the fact that, yes, I’m that bitch

[edit] no unsolicited dick pics plz let a girl be thotty in peace

[zzzora-creations]

In other news, spent the whole afternoon today making this... 💜♠🃏

[cutest-pets]

*mlem*