Fakey and Friends' Ask Blog!

emoooclleeew, ssssdneeeiiiirrrf~ ✨

[thefakeywakey]

"sss'taaaahW sssiiiiht... sssrrrroootiiisssiiiv?" ("What's this... visitors?")

"eemooooclleeeeW ss-sssdneeeiiiirrrf, ooot s-ss'yeekaF laaaiiiceeeepsss gooolb! yekaaF drrraaaaeeeh yy-yynaaam eellpoooeeeep ekiiiil sssdneeeiiiirrrf dnaaa y-yekaF, oooossss, w-wooon sssdneeeiiiirrrf naaac klaaat ooot meeeeht y-yyynaaa e-eemiiit! yeekaF sssiii, d-deetiiiicxeee oooot t-teeem weeeen sssdneeeiiiirf!~" ("Welcome friends, to Fakey's special blog! Fakey heard many people like friends and Fakey, so, now friends can talk to them any time! Fakey is, excited to meet new friends!~")

And now for a more formal introduction, welcome to the FakeyWakey Ask Blog! Here, you can send asks and other inbox messages to Fakey and friends, and they will try to respond to as many questions or other messages that they get! (This is a sideblog to my main blog @marclef, where I post and reblog art and other posts I like, so please check that out too if you haven't!)

You may ask anyone from the crew over at my main blog, such as Fakey, Eyhm, and the Fakelings! Bios and images for my characters can be found here on Toyhouse, you'll need an account to view them. You can also talk to my versions of canon characters as well, such as Peppino and Gustavo!

Please be respectful with your messages, but otherwise, have fun! Fakey and the others are very excited to see what their new friends have to say! 💖✨

Rules and other stuff down below ⬇⬇⬇

General rules for this blog: - No hateful, rude, or otherwise inappropriate messages, there is a real person behind the screen here so please be respectful. - No roleplaying, as much as I enjoy playing a character for others, I would rather not deal with juggling roleplays with other characters, especially ones I don't know... maybe this will change in the future, but for now, just stick to questions or other silly messages, please! - The person running this blog is an adult, so, keep in mind that more adult themes or jokes may pop up from time to time. That being said, PLEASE no NSFW or explicitly sexual messages for the gang, I don't want to see that stuff here and neither does anyone else. Anything I post/draw will be things that I myself do not consider to be sexual in theme.

This is my first time running a blog like this, so, it may take some time for drawings to be completed; if your message has yet to be answered in a few days, that doesn't mean I've abandoned it, I will try to get to messages whenever I'm able to! And a final note, some helpful links if you're interested, it would mean a lot to me if you checked them out~ ✨

My Ko-Fi My Toyhouse (in case you missed it) My Artfight

[thefakeywakey]

Sending all my love to Eyhm!!!!!!

Some more very kind asks for little Eyhm... well, the little kitty seems very grateful for all the love she's gotten ❤

She gives her thanks (and purrs) to all the kind anons here~ 💖

[thefakeywakey]

Giving Eyhm the biggest frog plushie she's ever seen!

A gift for little Eyhm? I'm sure she'll love that very much 💖

And it seems like she does, Eyhm thanks you for such a nice kind gift! She will take good care of it~ ❤

[thefakeywakey]

Are Mustard and Poppy here too? Can I see the babies?

"ss-sssdneeeiiiirrrF tnaaaw, ssseeeiiiibaaab? yekaaF naaac w-wooohssss ssseeeiiibaaab! pleeeeH ekaaaat errrraaac foooo m-meeeeht ss-ssstoool! ss-ssseeeiiibaaaaB eerrrraaa... e-eerrreeeeh!" (Friends want, babies? Fakey can show babies! Help take care of them lots! Babies are... here!")

"ee-eeesssS, ss-sss'dneeeiiiirrrf ssseeeeiiibaaab! yyyrrreeeeV ll-llaaaamsss! t-tuuuB, t'nooood yyyrrrrrooow, yekaF ssssiiii, yyyrrrreeeev e-eltneeeeg! ssseeeiiiibaaaB errrraaaa e-eefaaaassss, eefaaaassss htiiiiw y-yeekaaF!" ("See, friends' babies! Very small! But, don't worry, Fakey is, very gentle! Babies are safe, safe with Fakey...!") (Fakey is a very good babysitter, no need to worry! He does his best to keep the little gremlin babies company!) (You might also notice that Poppy and Mustard got a slight change in design... they take after their parents' new looks now as well!)

[marclef]

i'm sorry if i haven't been posting much.... i'm going through, a lot right now, i don't know when i'll feel well enough to continue making art sorry if i've let any of you down

[thefakeywakey]

How are Pep and Gustavo?

"Well hey there! Me and Pep are doin' just fine here! It's been pretty nice, having each other for company... y'know, housemates! (... pizzeria-mates?)"

"Well, it helps that you've got-a the skills for cooking like I do! ... and a bit of-a spare cash to help me stay-a afloat... But, ah, it's-a nice having you here-a too, Gus! You're somebody who actually understands-a me for once..." "... what was I saying? ... y-yes, things are-a going well here! Better than they used to-a be, that's for sure. Less-a sentient pizzas messing with-a things, and...-"

"-h-huh?? Wh-who said-a that?? Gustavo and I are-a partners, just- ... mutual-a pizza chefs..."

"... partners? Gosh, Pep, I-"

"I mean-a work-a partners!! We make-a pizza together...! ... nobody needs to-a know about-a that!! It's unprofessional..."

"... well, it's true that we're not married yet..."

" ... who's asking these-a questions anyways?? ... is this-a what that Peppino meant by 'anonymous creatures'? How do these-a 'creatures' even know about this stuff-a with us??"

[thefakeywakey]

Fakey stop licking the screen!

"t-tuuuuB, sssdneeeiiirrrf eerrrraaa ed-diiiisssniii...! ssssdneeeiiiirrrF etsssaaat, e-eeciiiin... yyekaF ss-ssstnaaaw ooot wooonk, taaahw w-wweeen sssdneeeiiiiirrrf et-tssssaaat ekiiiil..." ("But, friends are inside...! Friends taste, nice... Fakey wants to know, what new friends taste like...")

(Nothing to fear, Fakey doesn't wish to eat any of the new friends coming by... smelling and tasting friends comforts Fakey, he simply wishes to learn about all these new friends! ... unfortunately it's a little hard to do that from behind a screen...)

[thefakeywakey]

Vigi and Goo-seppe have requested that I welcome you and your family to this... place. Apparently it is considered good manners to bring gifts to new "neighbours", so I have brought this 100-year-old Italian cookbook for your tiny human Peppino, and a margherita pizza (which I made myself, of course) for you and your family to share.

Goo-seppe also wants me to tell you he sends hugs.

"I, wh-what?? What is this?? Wh-where did you get-a this?? And... what do you-a mean, 'neighbors?' Who is-a this??"

"F-Fakey, what's-a going on?? Where did all this-a stuff come from??"

"ss-ssssiiI moooorrrf... ss-sssdneeeiiirrrf! dooooG sssdneeeiiiiirrrf~ dneeeiiiirrrF ep-ppess-oooG dnaaa giiiib o-oniippeeP!" ("Is from... friends! Good friends~ Friend Goo-seppe and big Peppino!")

"... G-Goo-seppe...? Who's-a..... a-and-a P-Peppino?? What Peppino???"

... k-knaaaaht uuuoooyyy rrroooof, ss-ssstfiiiig...! yyekaF ssseviiig... eppeess-ooG sssguuuuh niiii d-dniiiim 💖 (Thank you for, gifts...! Fakey gives... Goo-seppe hugs in mind 💖)

[thefakeywakey]

How goes it, big man? How’s your family?

"oo-ooolleeeeH, sssdneeeiiirrrf! yekaaF sssiii yy-yyyrrreeeev lleeeew, ss-ssseeeyy! yyyrrrreeeV yyyppaaaah, ggniiikaaat dooog errraaac f-fooo elttiiiil yyyttiiik! yyyttiiiK sssiiii yyyyrrreeeev t-tfoooosss dnaaa yyyzzuuuuf~" ("Hello, friends! Fakey is very well, yes! Very happy, taking good care of little kitty! Kitty is very soft and fuzzy~")

"ss-sssgniiileekaaF? h-hhooO, ss-ss'yekaaF s-ssseeeiiibaaab! errraaaA gniiiioood yyyrrreeeev d-dooog! oonirtluuoP sssaaaah dooog n-neeekciiihc ecaaalp, yyyrrrreeev d-dooog d-dooof! eelttiiiL yyybaaab oniiduooG sssiiii w-weeen eeeeeyyyooolpmeee! gniiipleeeH rrreeetsssiiiisss teeeg d-doof!" "dnaaaA, oniihsaaarrrT gniiipleeeh gniiilbiiisss oniirepaP! sssdniiiF yyynaaam dooog ss-sssgniiitiiirrrw niii h-hsssaaarrrt! (y-yyekaF sssaaaah drrrraaaaeeeh, yyybaaaab oniiirepaP sssiiii gniiitteeeeg rr-rrreeeggiiiib... evaaah tooon neeessss meeeht niiii aaa e-eliiihw...)" ("Fakelings? Ooh, Fakey's babies! Are doing very good! Poultrino has good chicken place, very good food! Little baby Goudino is new employee! Helping sister get food!" "And, Trashino helping sibling Paperino! Finds many good writings in trash! (Fakey has heard, baby Paperino is getting bigger... have not seen them in a while...)" )

"eelttiiiiL oneecsiiP sssiii d-dooog oooot! s-sssyyyaaatssS niii rrreeeetaaaw, esssuuuaaaaceeeb ssseeeiiirrrrd tuuuooo yyylkciiiuuuq... t-tuuub sssaaah neeeb g-gniiiyyyrrrt ooot ooog noooo d-dnaaal errrooom! drrraaaeeeH yyyeeeeht d-deetiiissssiiiv dneeiiiirrrf ettessioN! maaaA yyyrrreeeev duuuooorrrrp~" ("Little Pisceno is good too! Stays in water, because dries out quickly... but has been trying to go on land more! Heard they visited friend Noisette! Am very proud~")

"yeekaaF dnaaa ss-ssseeeiiibaaab errrraaa g-gniiiioood dooog! epoooH ss-sssdneeeiiiirrrf eerrraaa d-dooog oooot!" ("Fakey and babies are doing good! Hope friends are good too!")

[thefakeywakey]

okay that is. maybe a few messages i will try to get to them when i can i swear 💥💥💥

[thefakeywakey]

we have reached. 25 inbox asks so. i am going to be temporarily closing the inbox for now 👀💧 thank you so so so much for all the messages on... day 1 of this blog being open 💧 as soon as i finish up with these the inbox will be opened again! 👍💖

[thefakeywakey]

okay that is. maybe a few messages i will try to get to them when i can i swear 💥💥💥